So LG....

I kinda got married

Pics or it didn't happen.
Congratulations babycakes.

Martin wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.
Congratulations babycakes.

thanks bro

and....
>didnt have a wedding
>is 14
>not rly married
>facebook marriage ftw

gangsta omlett wrote:

thanks bro

and....
>didnt have a wedding
>is 14
>not rly married
>facebook marriage ftw
>not with my gf either.

Pics
or...

She's not fappable.

so it's an unofficial wedding?
nevertheless, get ready for divorce and child support

Martin wrote:

Pics
or...

She's not fappable.

of my fake wife on fb?

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Master wrote:

so it's an unofficial wedding?
nevertheless, get ready for divorce and child support

shes a good wife

>also is breaking up with gf when i get back from hawaii

gangsta omlett wrote:

of my fake wife on fb?

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shes a good wife

>also is breaking up with gf when i get back from hawaii

Si senor .

here u go ><
befor you realize shes same age as me

gangsta omlett wrote:

here u go ><
befor you realize shes same age as me

wreck that shit omlett
I know I would

Master wrote:

wreck that shit omlett
I know I would

who says i wouldent and am not going to?
inb4itellushelives5minutesawayfromme

do it!

gangsta omlett wrote:

here u go ><
befor you realize shes same age as me

She looks a lot like this girl.

Weird this is, ^^^ is 16 and looks younger than the 14 year old.
Nice job though, gl with her/

Woah
U landed a nice one

still think my wife is hotter ><

gangsta omlett wrote:

still think my wife is hotter ><

She is haha.
I have a choice of getting with

Erika (1st) Lauren (2nd) and Brittany (My-Ex 3rd)

TOOKTHESEDOWNTOOCAUSEIDUNWANNABEBOGUSTOTHEM


Took me a while to find their decent fb pics lol

3rd for the win

gangsta omlett wrote:

3rd for the win

She's so fuckin emotional though

Martin wrote:

She's so fuckin emotional though

shove a sock in her mouth

Also, I hate these sluts.
So I'mma put this pic of them on the interwebs.
Fap if youd like.

There's a decently hidden surprise in there.
takendownsoidontgetintroubleifyoumissedthepicthensucks4u

Just gonna leave this here.

Master wrote:

Just gonna leave this here.

Win .

send me pics martin, i missed them

gangsta omlett wrote:

send me pics martin, i missed them

Done .

yeah i had a real slut of an ex... and she was my first girlfriend AND ONLY dont i feel coooooool

she pulled a yoko

shes cute...beware though I heard wives can "let themselves go" and get fat and lazy at some point in the future so take FULL advantage in the early stages of your "marriage" lol

Been in 'n out of a relationship...

Dunno; as of now, I need a woman with brains 'n tongue, not tits 'n void.

There's nothing more boring to me than a beautiful girl who talks shit and
has nothing useful to say at all. It depresses me, truly :/

All you guys think about is shagging that bitch, but wait until you're done with it,
you'll want more 'n realize she isn't the kind to be giving it to you.

Then you get all srsbusiness 'n you'll start acting like me.

Damnit, we need a baww thread here... I feel like crying... :/

Hollister i like

Nice one omlett.

Taz wrote:

Hollister i like

Nice one omlett.

who dosent like Hollister

The_Theomorphic_Librarian wrote:

Been in 'n out of a relationship...

Dunno; as of now, I need a woman with brains 'n tongue, not tits 'n void.

There's nothing more boring to me than a beautiful girl who talks shit and
has nothing useful to say at all. It depresses me, truly :/

All you guys think about is shagging that bitch, but wait until you're done with it,
you'll want more 'n realize she isn't the kind to be giving it to you.

Then you get all srsbusiness 'n you'll start acting like me.

Damnit, we need a baww thread here... I feel like crying... :/

My current girl is intellectual, funny, and not half bad looking.

I win.

Kain wrote:

My current girl is intellectual, funny, and not half bad looking.

I win.

Congratulations .

Azrael wrote:

I've married Shane, Jason, and Obby on facebook; I divorced them all. They didn't provide me with enough. I'm still Plobby's woman here. We never did get that divorce. I somehow became Jason's mother. Creepy.

You married your son at one point in time?

Defy wrote:

You married your son at one point in time?

I married him before I adopted him. It wasn't working out the married way.


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Looooool. I found it.

100k LG that it's bullshit. Gimme pics of you two holding up a LG sign or some shit or you're bullshitting.

I read this thread and all I have to say is fuck women.

BooBearSH wrote:

100k LG that it's bullshit. Gimme pics of you two holding up a LG sign or some shit or you're bullshitting.

Just because you have a girl doesn't mean others don't have one that is sexier.

Defy wrote:

I read this thread and all I have to say is fuck women.

Fuck them hard and fast?

Defy wrote:

I read this thread and all I have to say is fuck women.

Well, that's one of their uses, but they can be also used in the kitchen.

BooBearSH wrote:

100k LG that it's bullshit. Gimme pics of you two holding up a LG sign or some shit or you're bullshitting.

when i get back from hawaii
what should the sign say?

LG
(Fuck you boob)

lul

Azrael wrote:

Fuck them hard and fast?

With a knife.

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Agustín wrote:

Well, that's one of their uses, but they can be also used in the kitchen.

Decomposing women are the best.