I have to take a really big shit
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Get a SOCK
!!!!! lol
!!!!! lol
Take regular napkins.
Wipe it off with your hands then cleanse them in pure alcohol;
It may burn all your current wounds, but look at it this way:
You just burned away a ton of shit :]
It may burn all your current wounds, but look at it this way:
You just burned away a ton of shit :]
Use your boxers
burn those
put new one's on
????
CLEAN!
burn those
put new one's on
????
CLEAN!
go into shower and u know the rest
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inb4urealiseitsnotabadidea
Sneak in ur neighbours place 
Take a shit in the living room and blame it on your dog?
FIND SOME PAPER TOWELS or holy crap i had to use cotton swabs one time D:
Here is an old saying I heard that applies to this situation... ahem.
"When you're sittin' on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand!"
"When you're sittin' on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand!"
a piece of bread? maybe a little butter on that also?
You could also try pushing it back in, all the way down your stomach, back into your throat, through your mouth and vomit it out.
That way, all you have to do is drink some water and *TADA* all shit gone.
That way, all you have to do is drink some water and *TADA* all shit gone.
like i said, go in the shower
sonic_benny wrote:FIND SOME PAPER TOWELS or holy crap i had to use cotton swabs one time D:
I actually did that before too loll