I'm not joking either. You could see it clear as day. Pitched tent in the front of the church while singing and dancing. I was holding back laughter.
@Clover- You want to go to a true Southern Pentecostal church. That is the scariest shit ever. It's like people having seizures, then the others beating the fuck out of the ones having seizures. I'm sure if you watch the intro to true blood you see what I'm talking about (note that it's only a lighter version of Pentecostals >_> )
You attended a Protestant service. That's what they're like.
Attend an Easter Orthodox service and everyone is silent and the priest won't even face you.
I've sat in on dozens of different faith's masses. You don't know odd or boring till you've sat in a Buddhist temple, usually a house, with seven aging hippies and one Asian monk who tell you the birds and animals they keep their are reincarnated members of their family and then sit for 3 hours reading a book and drinking tea.
Islamic services are interesting, though if your a woman you have to be covered and sit in a separate room and watch the whole thing on a tv.
Honestly, my messing with other religions convinced me to remain catholic. Mass is only and hour and not completely insane.
You want scary? Go sit down and learn the details of the Mormon faith from someone high enough up in it. Jesus and Satan are brother, god is a man from another planet, god has a wife, Mary is their spirit child and god goes down and does her, you wear magic white underwear to keep demons away, you have to give money to learn secret hand shakes you do with god to get into heaven, and if you're good enough you get to be god of your own planet. Its the original Scientology.