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Quick Question.

837 views · started by Chris ·
#1
Quick Question.
Ok well I just finished having sex with myself...and I'm finding it really awkward to talk to myself. How should I handle the conversation?
#2
"That was great wasn't it? "
"Not really"
" Wanna try again then? "
"YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEYAEYAYEAYEA!"
#3
MartinIMVU wrote:
"That was great wasn't it? "
"Not really"
" Wanna try again then? "
"YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEYAEYAYEAYEA!"


Haha, but my balls are sore T-T
#4
chris wrote:
haha, but my balls are sore t-t

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#5
MartinIMVU wrote:
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I find it weird, I've been having sex with my girlfriend daily. But it seems the more sex I have the more of an urge I have to have more sex...isn't that a fucking trip? It's to the point she almost limps wherever she goes, but she says the same thing. I mean seriously I came like 4 times today she came 9 and she still texted me like 30 minutes ago asking if she could come "over".
#6
Learn2do anal
#7
MartinIMVU wrote:
Learn2do anal


She doesn't like anal, she says my girth is to much for her.
#8
Chodes ftl
#9
MartinIMVU wrote:
Chodes ftl


I'm 7 1/2" with 3" girth, it's not a chode.
#10
What're you, 8'' around?
#11
MartinIMVU wrote:
What're you, 8'' around?


I just answered that, 7 1/2"
#12
Not length, around. AROUND. LYK A CURCAL
#13
MartinIMVU wrote:
Not length, around. AROUND. LYK A CURCAL


I said that to, I have a 3" girth (circumference of my penis is 3").
#14
So if you took measuring tape.
And measure all the way around it, it'll only be 3''? >_>
#15
MartinIMVU wrote:
So if you took measuring tape.
And measure all the way around it, it'll only be 3''? >_>


That's as thick as 3 fingers O.o you also have to take into account the fact it is not a perfect circle :] it is more like a horizontal oval.
#16
Horizontal ovals are ftw
#17
MartinIMVU wrote:
Horizontal ovals are ftw


O.o yeah...it's the average girth index of the male anatomy. Only 2 races are more inclined to different shapes (More Circular than Oval,) Asian and Persian.
#18
That's cause they're smaller :X
#19
MartinIMVU wrote:
That's cause they're smaller :X


No, genetically they are more towards a perfect circle in girth than any other race.
#20
I see how it is