I..

Love you? :>

Better than what I thought. Thought you were gonna say you're pregnant.

Azrael wrote:

No spawns of Satan yet.

You're screwing Satan? You naughty girl. You ain't gettin' shit from Santa.

BooBearSH wrote:

You're screwing Satan? You naughty girl. You ain't gettin' shit from Santa.

I am 2nd in command of Hell. Keep fucking with me. I'll make you spend eternity upside down in a pit of elephant and hippo shit.

Edit: I love you boobear

Azrael wrote:

I am 2nd in command of Hell. Keep fucking with me. I'll make you spend eternity upside down in a pit of elephant and hippo shit.

That'll smell lovely on fire. Elephant and hippo shit burning. Oh yeahhhhh.

Azrael wrote:

You'll have crazy hallucinations on the fumes. Let's market that as the next best drug.

Burning shit. Now, the most functional word, is also the most profitable word.

BooBearSH wrote:

Burning shit. Now, the most functional word, is also the most profitable word.

We'll be rich.

Azrael wrote:

You'll have crazy hallucinations on the fumes. Let's market that as the next best drug.

I'm just gonna leave this here.
Urban Dictionary: jenkum

Do you think it's possible to learn how to ride an unicycle in a day?

~Souleater~ wrote:

I'm just gonna leave this here.
Urban Dictionary: jenkum

What the hell are they teaching you in the marines.. I think it's more scary fact that you know what it's actually called.

@Defy- I did in highschool.

Azrael wrote:

What the hell are they teaching you in the marines.. I think it's more scary fact that you know what it's actually called.

@Defy- I did in highschool.

Safety briefs out of the ass, trust me, we have heard about every kind of drug out there and how it can be detected.

Just noticed your edit from before.

Love ya too...

~Souleater~ wrote:

Safety briefs out of the ass, trust me, we have heard about every kind of drug out there and how it can be detected.

I find that just a bit odd. Juuussst a bit.

@Boo- LOVE WITH A PASSION DAMN YOU!

Azrael wrote:

I find that just a bit odd. Juuussst a bit.

@Boo- LOVE WITH A PASSION DAMN YOU!

You're telling me? I have to deal with some crusty old colonel telling me not to piss and shit into a bottle and sniff it.

~Souleater~ wrote:

You're telling me? I have to deal with some crusty old colonel telling me not to piss and shit into a bottle and sniff it.

They don't need to know. Go for it.

I <3 u 2 bbycakes

CL0V3R wrote:

I <3 u 2 bbycakes

ITS MY WOMAN!!! Hey bby, how you durin'

Azrael wrote:

ITS MY WOMAN!!! Hey bby, how you durin'

Pretty alright minus breaking my toe a few nights ago, what's shakin'?