Been drafted

Government has drafted me tonight for the military so I may have to give someone my phone number to call me when they need me for administrative purposes.

Shit sucks but meh, a free gym that pays you. Can't complain.

Fucking suck bro.
Give your phone to Thomas.. or me.. or better yet both

Dejavu .

We are experiencing the extension of the Admins. How often will you be able to get on?

Depends on if I fail the medical examination on tuesday. Hello overdosing on candyyyyyyy

Torian wrote:

Depends on if I fail the medical examination on tuesday. Hello overdosing on candyyyyyyy

Ok, well your admin services are needed :p. Get on MSN.

Yes get on msn please..

@Jen: F uu <3

D: Are you serious? That's laaaaame!
I don't want you to have to be drafted, I'll miss you! D:
-clings-

Torian, WHAT happen if you had drugs in your system? Weed, E's and etc? Will they make you go?
If not, the quickiest way to get fat is by skipping breakfast.. Your body will hold onto the food and will produce fat. (Natural Survival instinct)..

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude that seriosly sucks donnnttt leaavvvee usssss lol D:

Drafted? Where on earth is there a draft?

^Bermuda?^

whatever fucknut country Tor is in?

That is not cool I hope you pass.

jimzip wrote:

That is not cool I hope you pass.

If he passes he wont be online as much.

I hope you sprain an ankle or something, nothing serious...

chowchig wrote:

^Bermuda?^

Who the fuck is Bermuda at war with that they need to draft people?

If there is a draft its unlikely you can get out of it, but there are ways to fail the tests. Falling down drunk, insanity, ect.

Torian wrote:

a free gym that pays you.

Yes Torian is going to war.

Fuck the draft.
There's always a way around it.

Flee the country, chop off a leg etc.

Good luck either way bro.

Wait are the drafts there the same as here?

Are you the last holder of your families name?
Or something like that could've sworn it was an exception.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Flee the country

Desertion.

chop off a leg etc.

In some states this would be considered a crime. And in most states you'd be placed in a psychiatric home.

Defy wrote:

In some states this would be considered a crime. And in most states you'd be placed in a psychiatric home.

That's why he should get a friend to cut off his trigger finger if he's going with bodily disfigurement

Dammit if you were in the U.S. you could just act gay and get out of it lols.

On a related note, you could always say you get frequent migraines. I know here in the US that can disqualify you.
It's also something that they'd have a hard time proving you're lying about.