Omegle

You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: Stop lookin at my pants D:
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: O
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: NO means NO
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: Put my pants back on
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: please
Stranger: NO D:
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: D:
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: harmonicas arent meant to be in there D:
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: wtf are u doin'
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ARGH
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: wot
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: WOT
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: NOT IN THERE
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ARGH
Stranger: I CANT BREATHE
You: Nigger, you gay.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: female or male?
You: Both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey whatsup
You: hi im just a lonley 13 year old girl looking for comfort
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: calllll 911
Stranger: please hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: No thanks
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im gonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: FInally
Stranger: theres a guy in my house ith a gun
Stranger: huirry
Stranger: plz
You: Weird. Im a person's house with a gun
Stranger: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: hiuryy
Stranger: hes next door hurry
You: Looks like someone wants to get raped again
Stranger: bedroom
You: All ready
You: Better do some stretches
Stranger: bye iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.kjhjkllllhdhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii08
You:
You: I'll see you later Dad
Stranger: hey who goesd there if i see u ring the cops ill fucking come to ur house and fuck u up
You: I would say the same to you
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont even ring the cops
You: I'll call them for you pal .

Cops like to sprinkle crack
Stranger: ill find u
You: If you call the cops. I'll rape you harder
Stranger: illllllllllllllllllllllllllllll find u
You: I'll rape you
Stranger: fuck off cunt im gonna come tooo ur house and rape u in the rape dungeon
You: How about this, you come find me, then I rape you. Then we both call the cops
Stranger: im alf stewet u fuck wit
Stranger: ur gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Better do some stretches my friend
You: Your ass
You: its mine
Stranger: ill be at ur house tommorow ill hake in tooo ur computer and fucking find where you live one mor thing i better go before the cops come cunt
Stranger: bye
You: I'll see you there butt buddy

Stranger: heyy
You: Can you make me some tacos?
Stranger: sure baby
Stranger: m or f
You: both dude

Stranger: i would like to talk one english boy
You: I would like dad to stop raping my sister
You: But its a dog eat dog world I guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi asl
You: 14 f toronto
Stranger: cool
You: u?
Stranger: 19 m turkey here
Stranger: im selim
Stranger: ur name?
You: just call me candy
Stranger: ok candy
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: nice to meet you too
You: want to do something over video cam?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: have a msn
You: yes
You: whats your msn
Stranger: asma_tam35@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me please
You: k see you soon
You: After I report you too the FBI.
You: My name is Chris Hansen.
You: Have you ever seen my show?
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Stranger: NO
You: No
You:
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: Touche
Stranger: you
You: No you
Stranger: are evil
You: No
You: I'm Chad
Stranger: DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMM
You: LG
Stranger: Look what happened to you
Stranger: look what you've become!
You: I've become kind of fat
You: Damn koreans
Stranger: Damn jews!
You: DAMN JUICE!?!
Stranger: YEAH, I HATE IT! I PREFER TEA MYSELF~!
You: FUCK YOU KOOLAID MAN!
Stranger: c===#
Stranger: go on
Stranger: c===3
Stranger: touch it
Stranger: touch it, bitch
You: you're doing it wrong
Stranger: no, you 're doing it wrong
You: Always
Stranger: you know what, bitch?
You:
Stranger: LET'S TALK ABOUT B
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: i mean
You: No thanks
You: /v/
Stranger: sick fuck
You:
You: you remind me of
Stranger: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: Never gonna let you down
You: Oh yes!
Stranger: also
Stranger: we both lost The Game
You: I've always lost
You: fag
You: Do me a favor
Stranger: LOST is a stupid show
You: Go Recycle
Stranger: goin' to troll some moar
Stranger: cya

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You: FUCK YOU BEN
Stranger: I SAID TAKE A SEAT BIYATCH
You: FUCK YOU BEN D:<
You: YOU TAKE A SEAT
Stranger: ok....*sits down
Stranger: now what?
You: Now. Give me the girl
Stranger: wtf...shes mine
You: alright
Stranger: you can have this cookie though...
You: I'll watch
Stranger: cool
You: go recycle
Stranger: *starts having buttsex with a 14 year old girl*
Stranger: u like?
You: Nigga you gay
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey! I'm 23, male, sex-addicted and submissive! want me?
You: YES!
Stranger: r u female?
You: YES!
Stranger: alright
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 16
Stranger: aha okay
Stranger: what can I do for you?
You: i dont know
You: what can you do for me
Stranger: got a pic?
You: big boy
Stranger: I like to be a slave
You: I have a picture of my penis want to see?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: AY GIRL
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: Oh congrats
Stranger: what are you
You: I'm hungry
Stranger: Go get food then
You: Fuck you Ben D:<

GET YOUR FAT ASS OUTSIDE AND RECYCLE
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Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old
You: 15
Stranger: i like milfs
You: sorry, not a mom
Stranger: wish u were
You: not really
You: kids are a hassle
You: leaves a lot less time for prostitution, ya know?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i do no
You: you work the corner too?
Stranger: how big r ur tits
Stranger: ya all the time
You: 34C's.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: bet u tittyfuck
You: yeah, a lot.
You: not often anymore, word got around about the time i bit a dudes dick off
Stranger: oo bet that felt good
You: yeah
You: it was chewy
Stranger: i like to bite nipples off
You: i almost puked when i swallowed it.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: the sky
You: true
Stranger: good
Stranger: dude
Stranger: or chick ?
You: chick
Stranger: well i'm a dude
You: cool
Stranger: how old are you chick ?
You: 15
Stranger: is it ok if i call you chick ?
Stranger: i'm 22
You: knock yourself out
Stranger: that doesn't work does it
You: what?
Stranger: 22 and 15
You: what like
You: division or something?

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wanna do sex talk
You: only if we can do it in hex.
Stranger: wuts hex????
You: 46 75 63 6b 20 6d 65 20 68 61 72 64 2e
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Stranger: SElam
You: I have to take a piss.
You: Brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: selam
You: Same person
You: LOL
You: I still have to take a piss
Stranger: are you name??
Stranger: heyy are you there
You: No I'm taking a piss.
You: Gtfo of my bathroom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: gollum or smeagol?
You: Hmm..
You: I like gollum
You: He reminds me of myself.
You: Bald, hairy, and crazy
Stranger: are you a gengal creature who enjoys raw fish and eternal life?
You: And white
Stranger: i am a hobbit
You: Hairy feet?
Stranger: i shave them
Stranger: but my height is the same
You: You should come with me to mordor sometime
Stranger: that would be quite dangerous
Stranger: are you prepared for such a quest?
You: Yes. Well I have this ring.
You: It's very pretty
You: And..
You: Oh yes..
Stranger: prescious, even?
You: Yes.
You: It is.
You: It's mine
You: My prescious
Stranger: IT'S MINE.
You: MINE
Stranger: I stole it from you years ago
You: No!
You: It is ours!
Stranger: AND THEN I DEFEATED THE DRAGON SMAUG
Stranger: AND I WILL SOON DEFEAT YOU TOO
You: NOOO!!!
You: FAT LITTLE HOBBIT
Stranger: I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU
Stranger: YOU TRIED TO FEED ME AND MR FRODO TO SHELOB
You: So I'll pick you up at 6?
Stranger: alrighty
You: See you then.

You: I represent omegle.
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: ITS A TRAP!
You have disconnected.

stranger: Hi im a horny 16m looking for girl that will go on webcam on msn ?
You: D:<
you: How horny
stranger: How horny are yu ?
You: Not at all
stranger: Really ?
You: Help me out
stranger: Ok yu have msn ?.
You: Dude my penis itches
stranger: Wtf
you:
stranger: Are yu a guy ?
You: Nope
you: I'm a horny guy
your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: guy or girl
You: both
Stranger: you gota phone to send me a picture of that
You: yes i do
You: number pl0x?
Stranger: what kinda pic r you sending me
You:my stuff
Stranger: kk
Stranger: 728 6400
You: area code?
Stranger: 810
Stranger: just send it don't say anything elae

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: r u a horny girl

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: Depends are you a horny boy?

Stranger: yes

You: Fine I can be a girl if you want me to.

Stranger: can i have a pic of youre pussy im really horny

Stranger: plz

Stranger: plz

Stranger: plz

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: Never said I was a girl

You: I said I can be if you want me to be

your conversational partner has disconnected. 

You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: r u a horny girl
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: Depends are you a horny boy?
Stranger: yes
You: Fine I can be a girl if you want me to.
Stranger: can i have a pic of youre pussy im really horny
Stranger: plz
Stranger: plz
Stranger: plz
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: Never said I was a girl
You: I said I can be if you want me to be
your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ...

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Slaps stranger*

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Kicks stranger in the nuts*

You: I have a vagina

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Ohhh

Stranger: Nice

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: I like vaginas

You: I have blue waffle, You won't like this one!

Stranger: Ohh what does that mean I've heard that before tell me pls

Stranger: :]

You: www.bluewaffle.com

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Just tell me

You: It's my vagina

You: On live cam

Stranger: U creeping me out

Stranger: With the eyes

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: These ones

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Stranger: Yes

You: I''m watching you ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

Stranger: I don't like them

You: You are 6 years old...

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: No and 10

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Add 10

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: -4?

Stranger: I'm 16 pls stop that

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: At ill let you be my gf ;)

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: I'm boy...

Stranger: -_-

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: I lie.

You: I'm both

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Damn you

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: Nah

You: I'm your mum

You: What you doing on omegle?

You: You should be in be

You: bed

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: >:O

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Stranger: Bitch I do what I want

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You: You scared yet

Stranger: Seoroisly you statinging to piss me off

You: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: >:O

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Damn

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Pls let's just be friends

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Hi I'm brian :]

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You: Your not a brain?

Stranger: Yes I am

You: Must be like a pea then

Stranger: Pls stop

You: I know your balls are

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: God damn

Stranger: Fuck you cunt

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Bitch suck my motherfucking dick

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: I can't

Stranger: Fag nigger

You: Its small and chode

You: 6 year old dick

Stranger: It's 16

You: Oh so extra small

Stranger: And it would rock your gfs world

You: Extra small?

Stranger: Bitch cunt

You: Noob D:

Stranger: Bye nigger

Stranger: -.-

Stranger: U are a bad person I hope you go to hell

Stranger: I hope god fucks you up

Stranger: The ass nigher

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Stranger: F?

You: mhm.

You: i'm guessing your m.

Stranger: Yup

You: 17, you?

Stranger: Same here

You: that's hawt.

Stranger: Yeahh

Stranger: Atre u hot?

You: i guess I am. (:

You: are you?

Stranger: What do u looklike

Stranger: I guessss

You: tell me what you look like first.

You: (:

Stranger: 6'1

Stranger: Strong

Stranger: Brown hair/eyes

Stranger: Big

You: ooohh. I can imagine you now.

Stranger: Hbuu

You: well, brown hair, 5'8.

You: i like running.

Stranger: Tu

Stranger: Tits?

You: how big? guess.

Stranger: Idkk

Stranger: Big

You: guess the size silly.

Stranger: 34 dd

You: nope, I don

You: don't*

Stranger: Idkk haha

Stranger: 32 d

You: well, I don't have any. I HAVE A DICK DUMBASS.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey whore

You: i'm not a whore.

Stranger: 19 m stl slave seeks mistress/master
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: what?
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: im chris hanson
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: m 22 horny with cam
You: m 14 freaking out w/o cam
your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey fag
You: sup slut
Stranger: pussy bitch
You: That's not a complete sentence
You: Use proper grammar if you wish to curse.
Stranger: you are a fucking cocksucker...is that better you little cunt?
You: Capitilize please.
Stranger: not until you suck my big hairy jew wang
You: Nazi genocide was awesome wasn't it?
You: I <3 the holocaust
Stranger: Fucking Hitler piece of shit
You: I'm not Hitler, the correct term is neo Nazi.
You: Get it right jew-bag
Stranger: no you are hitler you dirty little whore
Stranger: i am going to come to your house and beat the living shit out of you right now
Stranger: then i'm gonna rape your mom in front of you
You: So I eliminated most of your race during WWII?
You: Good
You: Wouldn't want anymore people like you walking the streets
Stranger: No you didn't.
Stranger: bu tyou are still a fag
You: So you deny the holocaust happened?
You: And you say I'm Hitler.
Stranger: No. I deny that you eliminated my race...
Stranger: You are fucking retarted. go get a life vagina orchard
You: U mad yet?
Stranger: I'm masturbating
You: To a conversation with Hitler?
You: That's like masturbating to a ripley's believe it or not book.
Stranger: Talking to you is like talking to a fucking rock.
You: I resent that comment, I'm more like a wall.
Stranger: You think you're cool because you can be sarcastic?
You: I think I'm cool because I'm Hitler.
Stranger: I'm gonna disconnect because you are a slut
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: Hey.

Stranger: from?

You: Earth.

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Stranger: Eames?

You: Eames?

Stranger: Paradox?

You: Paradox?

Stranger: Apparently.

You: Interesting.

Stranger: Have you seen him?

You: Him as in?

Stranger: Eames?

You: Eames?

You: Eames Paradox?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hey.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: My mom said I can't give out that stuff.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: You drop your pen while taking notes on the moon. What happens?

A. It remains suspended

B. It falls to the surface

C. It floats upwards

You: A.

Stranger: wtf..

Stranger: like a somebody why you so the stupid

You: Like a somebody, why you so the stupid?

You: You don't make any sense.

Stranger: LIKE A SOMEBODY I MAKE THE SENSE LIKE THE SPIDERMAN

Stranger: the answer is the b

You: Taking notes on the moon?

You: No gravity on the moon.

Stranger: yes there is

Stranger: its just a lot less than earth

Stranger: go die fgt

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Stranger: damn

Stranger: busteed

You: Busted?

Stranger: I'm a flamin gay pedo

Stranger: that rapes little boys

You: That's hawt.

You: Eff them in the butt biyatch.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Drakonid wrote:

The gravity dude owned you...