Whats wrong with this picture?

I just got an IM from my friend saying she's in Amish country.

The Unintelligible sucks doggy dick

You don't think there is internet in Amish country?

Can't stop now. It's Amish country.

Amish don't have a internet connection much less power.
unless they are the new kind of amish that use modern day shit.

They do actually have exceptions for what modern tech they can use.