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I'm fucktarded.

805 views · started by Introvert ·
#1
I'm fucktarded.
Insert story nobody's gonna read, here.

Long story short, I can no longer breath, and half my lawn is in my lungs.

How are you guys?
#2
You are going to die if you can't breath.
#3
*Can't breath very well.

Mah bad, dawg.
#4
o.O wow i didn't see this coming
#6
On the internet, breathing is nothing but a fairy tell.
#7
Chad wrote:
On the internet, breathing is nothing but a fairy tale.

..................
#8
I did, I expect a story of someone complaining every time I decide to log on to Logicalgamers.
#9
well that sux
#10
So you got fucked up by some guy right in front of your house on your own lawn and he made you eat the grass while your family watched?
#11
Taz wrote:
So you got fucked up by some guy right in front of your house on your own lawn and he made you eat the grass while your family watched?


Nope. Tried to mow the lawn, and happen to be asthmatic.

Dust and pollen FTL
#12
Introvert wrote:
Nope. Tried to mow the lawn, and happen to be asthmatic.

Dust and pollen FTL


Oh i was just guessing.
#13
Donkey Punch?