...dammit | Logical Gamers Archive

2 Jul 2010, 5:29 PM#1

...dammit

My dad made me flirt with a cop to keep his ass out of trouble.. WTF?! I wake up to this crap, and now I can't get back to sleep -.-

2 Jul 2010, 5:35 PM#2

I believe that is technically prostitution. You might wanna call the cops. Oh, wait.

2 Jul 2010, 5:36 PM#3

@Azrael. I know right! Life is so bad here in the dirty south! Tweet me back your response please! This interests me!.

-Torian

2 Jul 2010, 5:39 PM#4

Torian, suck my sweaty fucking balls, and get back in the damn kitchen.

2 Jul 2010, 5:50 PM#5

That isn't sweat, that's someone else's saliva, so I shall pass <3

2 Jul 2010, 5:54 PM#6

Nononono. You have no choice in the matter!
You. Sucky. Me. Enjoy. NAO!

2 Jul 2010, 6:04 PM#7

You have to be useful for something

2 Jul 2010, 6:07 PM#8

I know right? But then again I'm as useless as it gets~

2 Jul 2010, 6:30 PM#9

Lady Gaga wrote:
You have to be useful for something

And what is your use?