Epic tan line

Is epic.

Srsly, I go from brown, to paper white.

I want to see someone have an inverted tanline.

Introvert wrote:

Is epic.

Srsly, I go from brown, to paper white.

I thought you were a dude.

I am a dude comfortable enough in his sexuality to do/say gay things.

It's not that, it's just that men don't get epic tan lines.

I'm very shy about my body, therefore I wear a shirt at all times while outside.

Therefore = epic tan lines.

That's not the way it works...

You confuse me/