The dude from the blind side stayed with my math teacher!

Seriously.

Like, before those people adopted him
He would stay with my current math teacher twice a week.

She still talks to him, and sends him a text before every one of his games.
Her husband plays Coach Hugh Freeze in the movie.

I felt like sharing.

My left butt cheek married my right butt cheek in my moms fetus.
They divorced once I traveled out of a slide though

Okay then.