Best way to suicide

Give me ideas LG =] not for me, I want to give a list to a friend who always talks about killing themselves, give me your most off the wall but still possible things


Also, if your going to be like, lol liar its for you, I dont really care if you think it is so ok

Stick a pole up your ass and make it come out your mouth.

Thats awful! >.<

Or just stick a pole up your ass.

Oh wait-

Taz wrote:

Stick a pole up your ass and make it come out your mouth.

that doesn't sound quick xD but that would be freaking awsome

*rant rant, lg emos.*

Is this the girl who got an a "accident"

Hickeys wrote:

Is this the girl who got an a "accident"

Hahahah no xD this is someone I know in real life, but she probably wants to suicide

Jump off freeway inter-pass, scare some kids. Lol
Jump in front of train.
Overdoes on 90000 sleeping pills and hang yourself and the same time.

Uh fuck I dunno.

This better be for another person, cause I <3 you to much to have you an hero. D:

Sit outside and mix bleach and ammonia together.

It's fun, go and try it.

Throw an acid bomb at your feet and melt like the wicked witch!

CL0V3R wrote:

Jump off freeway inter-pass, scare some kids. Lol
Jump in front of train.
Overdoes on 90000 sleeping pills and hang yourself and the same time.

Uh fuck I dunno.

This better be for another person, cause I <3 you to much to have you an hero. D:

Nrries, I have to much to live for to kill myself haha

I'd commit suicide too if I had Jeffree Star in my sig.

Lady Gaga wrote:

I'd commit suicide too if I had Jeffree Star in my sig.

I'd commit suicide if I worshiped an overly depressed show whore who "misses her mommy"

Best way to do it is with someone who gave you the idea of how to do it.

Kint wrote:

I'd commit suicide if I worshiped an overly depressed show whore who "misses his daddy"

Fixed ^ for you.
Since it was obvious you talking about Jeffree. Since "missing her mommy" doesnt even remotely make sense AT ALL.

Lady Gaga wrote:

Fixed ^ for you.
Since it was obvious you talking about Jeffree. Since "missing her mommy" doesnt even remotely make sense AT ALL.

Rofl, funny thing is I dont even know anything of jefree star, I only know two of his songs, and I decided to go with sig beacuse its creepy

You have your username,avatar,and signature worshiped to someone who will be a vegas show slut in a matter of years

Kint wrote:

Rofl, funny thing is I dont even know anything of jefree star, I only know two of his songs, and I decided to go with sig beacuse its creepy

You have your username,avatar,and signature worshiped to someone who will be a vegas show slut in a matter of years

Worshiped? Because y'know, I praise her all the time. Vegas show girl? Please, every single she releases manages to be a top 10 in the billboard charts, shes not going anywhere

Reenact that scene from Die Hard 3

Ummm why was this thread created in the first place? Suicide isn't cool.

Kint wrote:

Give me ideas LG =] not for me, I want to give a list to a friend who always talks about killing themselves, give me your most off the wall but still possible things


Also, if your going to be like, lol liar its for you, I dont really care if you think it is so ok

If you are a true friend you wouldn't help them commit suicide dipshit. If this is for your self, GTFO LG.

People should not help you or your friend commit suicide. Life is the real deal. Suck it up. You only have one chance.

Edit:

Also, before you do. Think about what your family is going to think. Friends as well.

Chad wrote:

Also, before you do. Think about what your family is going to think. Friends as well.

If it were my family & friends (who look down upon suicide)

They would think I was a coward for taking the easy way out of life.

chowchig wrote:

If it were my family & friends (who look down upon suicide)

They would think I was a coward for taking the easy way out of life.

Exactly. Life is meant to be lived. Not to be in the corner sucking your thumb all day, Emo bastards. I would tell you if you hated life get the fuck out of it but then that's exactly what you'd be doing.

Chad wrote:

Exactly. Life is meant to be lived. Not to be in the corner sucking your thumb all day, Emo bastards. I would tell you if you hated life get the fuck out of it but then that's exactly what you'd be doing.

You are totally right man ._.

Hellsome wrote:

Oh My God. You commit suicide. It is a noun, not an effing verb.

It can be both.

Coak wrote:

1. Jump off a building with my hands superglued to my head with cheese wire tied around my neck. This will cause my head to come flying off and appear like i ripped it off. +100 points if I score in a basketball net.
2. Buy 10 pounds of jolly ranchers, eat them in the wrapper, buy a bomb that goes off at a certain altitude, jump off a public school and explode like a pinata.

3. Buy a shotgun, conceal inside jacket.
Wear clown disguise.
Go to class of 1st graders, pretend to entertain.
Shoot self in face, potentially traumatize a whole class of people who could've contributed to society, but will now grow up to become mentally insane people.

Chad wrote:

If this is for your self, GTFO LG.

EloEl, if that's how you deal with emo kids and LG, then LG wouldn't be shit, everyone here things something in thier life sucks or complains about something at one point or another


Hellsome - Did you go to college to major in English ?

I was talking about this the other day, and if I were to ever commit suicide this is how i'd do it.

I'd get a shit load of helium balloons, enough to lift me. Tie it around my neck, and let it go. That why theres a suffocated corpse floating around in the sky. And if anyone tries to get me down, for example shooting the balloons. I'm going to fall either onto someones house or backyard. And I mean no-one wants a corpse to fall through their roof right? It'll be pretty lols.

Drink the liquids that combined will cause to form musterd gas.

O2H2 wrote:

It can be both.

Go back to School.

It can not.

Whoever told you that needs to go back to school as well.

Have a horse fuck you in the ass! : D ...thats only if your friend likes the beasties though...

Chad wrote:

Exactly. Life is meant to be lived. Not to be in the corner sucking your thumb all day, Emo bastards. I would tell you if you hated life get the fuck out of it but then that's exactly what you'd be doing.

People with suicide have atleast some form of depression, mister Braveheart. Not everyone has the mental strength to bear up with life's problems. Granted that some people just do it on an impulse, doesn't mean that everyone who does it didn't have genuine problems.

Hellsome wrote:

Go back to School.

It can not.

Whoever told you that needs to go back to school as well.

gooooooooooooooooogle