Happy birthday to.....

MEE,,, I'am 15 years YOUNG!!!!

Angry Russian Man Ask: "Dah, why do you celibate the cold ever tightening grip of death?"

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jack*ss!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!