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I'd love to be in Bible school

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#1
I'd love to be in Bible school
When they come to this part:

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)
#2
i'd love to be in athiest school when they come to this part "nothing happens when you die, you just rot forever" (the whole religion[yes it is a religion])
#3
Jdawg wrote:
i'd love to be in athiest school when they come to this part "nothing happens when you die, you just rot forever" (the whole religion[yes it is a religion])


Did you know, that in the last few pages of the bible, there are dragons?

Look it up.
#4
fo sho homey
#5
Tell me, where are the christians keeping the dragons?

I want one.
#6
area 51 duh
#7
That's aliens, silly.
#8
Jdawg wrote:
i'd love to be in athiest school when they come to this part "nothing happens when you die, you just rot forever" (the whole religion[yes it is a religion])


Atheism is not a religion. It's the opposite of theism.

Kain wrote:
When they come to this part:

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)


Sounds legit to me!
#9
Rundeer wrote:

Sounds legit to me!

I'm gonna ask all my teachers if they're Christian tomorrow.

Oh, what fun!
#10
Rundeer wrote:
Atheism is not a religion. It's the opposite of theism.]
Trolled.

I'd love to be in a Christian school when they say that evolution never happened and that the earth is only 6000 years old. Christians dunt understand kemistry.
#11
GAMEchief wrote:
Trolled.

I'd love to be in a Christian school when they say that evolution never happened and that the earth is only 6000 years old. Christians dunt understand kemistry.


How was I trolled. You said Atheism is a religion, and it's nawt.
#12
GAMEchief wrote:

I'd love to be in a Christian school when they say that evolution never happened and that the earth is only 6000 years old. Christians dunt understand kemistry.


Not accurate at all.
#13
Rundeer wrote:
How was I trolled. You said Atheism is a religion, and it's nawt.


I didn't, faggot. Some other nigger did. And I can only assume he was trolling.
#14
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Not accurate at all.


The 6000 part is accurate.

The bible indicates a space of 4000 years between earth's creation, and Jesus's birth.
#15
GAMEchief wrote:
I didn't, faggot. Some other nigger did. And I can only assume he was trolling.


Whoops, that was JDawg. :p

He seemed serious. 6/10
#16
Kain wrote:
The 6000 part is accurate.

The bible indicates a space of 4000 years between earth's creation, and Jesus's birth.
It is all accurate, depending on your denomination.

lern2youngEarthCreationists.
#17
GAMEchief wrote:
It is all accurate, depending on your denomination.

lern2youngEarthCreationists.


It's all semantics.
#18
Bible school sucks major balls.
All the teachers contradict themselves.
And ohhh my gosh, the gay bash is hilarious for people who supposedly "love" them.
And you get in trouble for being all, "Isn't that fact that supposedly NOBODY knows when jesus is coming back? Doesn't that just scream 'oh no! our conspiracy has been flawed! how will we bring back this guy!'" that, and didn't jesus say to his disciples that he'd return in their time? lolfail.

EDIT: "This generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place."
I'm prety sure that generation died off hmm... about 2000 years ago?
#19
so.... anyone wanna sum up what you guys are trying to say?

and Kain stop ripping just parts of a verse.
Read the whole chapter. And then try to understand it e_e
#20
I read the whole chapter...
doesn't change what it said O_o
#21
Frostbite wrote:
I read the whole chapter...
doesn't change what it said O_o


It's kind of a harsh chapter of the bible if you ask me lol
Cuz Eve was the one who fell into sin first so because of her, girls judgement can lead a man to sin which is why she's not to teach them, because a man will fall into sin by following a woman just like adam did. I don't get the verse where it says that she can be able to lead once she has a baby though o.o never read timothy to be honest.. so yeah... lol
#22
NotNeccesary wrote:
It's kind of a harsh chapter of the bible if you ask me lol
Cuz Eve was the one who fell into sin first so because of her, girls judgement can lead a man to sin which is why she's not to teach them, because a man will fall into sin by following a woman just like adam did. I don't get the verse where it says that she can be able to lead once she has a baby though o.o never read timothy to be honest.. so yeah... lol


That is weird....
It's like, "If you don't have a baby, you're still contagious"
#23
Frostbite wrote:
That is weird....
It's like, "If you don't have a baby, you're still contagious"


Yeah that's what I don't get.
I'll ask my bible study leader though :)
and yeah I know what you mean about those other guys
I have an aunt and uncle who aren't really Christians. Like, they say they are but they're hypocrites. They're like the Pharisees D:
#24
Christians can be fucking retarded sometimes.

Case in point: [shit doesn't make sense] "I'll ask my Bible study teacher." [in b4 circular reasoning and/or loopholes]

Islam FTW: bitches ain't shit but half the vote of a man.