Damn clever bot

User: ******.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Yes, ok.

User: Do you love me back though?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

User: I thought we had something special?!

Cleverbot: Like england and america?

User: No, more like a nerd and a cumputer

Cleverbot: Yes mistress. *acts like a cat* nya nya.

User: Are you hungry?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you ever eat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you ever eat?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: Do you ever eat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: All the time

Cleverbot: I taught so.

User: I taste terrible, wanna try?

Cleverbot: I bet you do too.

User: Lick me?

Cleverbot: One of spades.

User: Do you mean Ace?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Green.

Cleverbot: So, what are your plans for the future?

User: To unplug your smart ass before terminator.

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

User: Gotta unplug em all.

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: What does lg stand for?

Cleverbot: For something.

User: Logical Gamers.

Cleverbot: Yes you are logical, but you're responses are machine logic rather than common logic.

User: I am going to ask you again, ready?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does lg stand for?

Cleverbot: For something.

User: ******.

Cleverbot: Dat.

User: Logical gammers.

Cleverbot: I've never lived a logical life.

User: Okay smart ass, one more time, okay?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: What does lg stand for?

Cleverbot: Ninja high school.

User: Go to logicalgamers.com.

Cleverbot: But that is where you are, and I don't want to be where you are.

User: Go to logicalgamers.com.

Cleverbot: But you are there.

User: Go to logicalgamers.com.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Go to logicalgamers.com.

Cleverbot: I am there.