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If you were a stripper

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#1
If you were a stripper
What song would you do to get the bucks?
I imagine giving lapdances to Teeth is erotic
#2
You would.
#3
Enjoi wrote:
You would.

I would. I'd even give you a lapdance if you paid enough.
#4
I'd let you give me one if you paid me enough.

Nah.
#5
Enjoi wrote:
I'd let you give me one if you paid me enough.

Nah.

Booooy you know you'd have a raging hard-on for me
#6
Do I get for free since I'm your girl? :'D
#7
I very much would do it to I like it rough :3
#8
Bamf by pronobozo
#9
Sydd(: wrote:
Do I get for free since I'm your girl? :'D

Uh no. Sorry, gotta pay my bills somehow

H2O wrote:
I very much would do it to I like it rough :3

I'd pay for that
#10
Down With The Sickness?
#11
I'll pay your bills(:
#12
No.

Because I'll rob you every day after your shift.

And then dump it in the sewer*.

Just to be a dick.
#14
If I was a stripper, men and women alike would gouge their eyes out with a spork.