If you were a stripper
What song would you do to get the bucks?
I imagine giving lapdances to Teeth is erotic
I'd let you give me one if you paid me enough.
Nah.
Do I get for free since I'm your girl? :'D
No.
Because I'll rob you every day after your shift.
And then dump it in the sewer*.
Just to be a dick.
If I was a stripper, men and women alike would gouge their eyes out with a spork.