I have hiccups

For the 7th time, in 3 days.

FML.

Swallow 20-30 times and see if it helps?
It always does for me.

Eat a spoon full of sugar.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

boo!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't work.


Sydd: Tried that the 3rd time, nothing

CL0V3R wrote:

Eat a spoon full of sugar.

Tried that the first time, didn't work.

Drink warm water and try a spoonful of honey

DarkEternity wrote:

Drink warm water and try a spoonful of honey

Tried both the second time, nothing.

Get a cup of water. Put your lips on the opposite side that you drink from, so your head is over the glass. Tilt forward, and drink it upside down.

Sounds ridiculous, but it has always worked for me.

Rundeer wrote:

Get a cup of water. Put your lips on the opposite side that you drink from, so your head is over the glass. Tilt forward, and drink it upside down.

Sounds ridiculous, but it has always worked for me.

Tried that the fifth time, ended up wet, with hiccups.

Get kicked in the balls

Jump off a bridge, I'm sure they'll go away.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Get kicked in the balls

Nobody around to do it.

Cabbage covered in syrup, or those candy corns

Seems kinda messy ^^' Oh my nan had a good remedy but you might not like it, XD it does stop hiccups guaranteed though. 1 teaspoon of fishliver/codliver oil. You'll be so busy gagging for the next 20 minutes but no more hiccups, ^^'

Onion wrote:

Jump off a bridge, I'm sure they'll go away.

Gtfo the JY until you're Bronze, foo'.

chowchig wrote:

Cabbage covered in syrup, or those candy corns

No cabbage, or candy corns.

Dark: No fishliver oil.

Rundeer wrote:

Get a cup of water. Put your lips on the opposite side that you drink from, so your head is over the glass. Tilt forward, and drink it upside down.

Sounds ridiculous, but it has always worked for me.

Calvin&Hobbes reference. <3

Also, hold your breath for 30 seconds. Then shotgun a can of nestea.
It will work.

Kain wrote:

Tried that the fifth time, ended up wet, with hiccups.

You're cursed. A bullet between the eyes ought to fix it.

I think lettuce and syrup might alsrk.

Could be something wrong with your esophagus, so if they like don't go away I'd get that check out. It could also be you're breathing too much air into your stomach. Like if you breath with your mouth open instead of your nose.

Coak wrote:

Calvin&Hobbes reference. <3

Also, hold your breath for 30 seconds. Then shotgun a can of nestea.
It will work.

I'm out of Nestea, and can't hold my breath for 30 seconds cause i've been coughing all week.

250 Cures for Hiccups (Hiccoughs)
Check out this site, it has a bunch of remedies

Troll be trollin

Kain wrote:

Nobody around to do it.

Man check yourself

Rundeer wrote:

You're cursed. A bullet between the eyes ought to fix it.

Will do if I keep getting them til Wednesday.

chowchig wrote:

I think lettuce and syrup might alsrk.

No lettuce either. not big on greens.

CL0V3R wrote:

Could be something wrong with your esophagus, so if they like don't go away I'd get that check out. It could also be you're breathing too much air into your stomach. Like if you breath with your mouth open instead of your nose.

I'm pretty sure the soft pallete is fine, or else it'd also let food fall into my lungs, causing pnuemonia.

Kint wrote:

Troll be trollin

Fag be faggin'

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Man check yourself

K, brb.

Kain wrote:

Will do if I keep getting them til Wednesday.

No lettuce either. not big on greens.


I'm pretty sure the soft pallete is fine, or else it'd also let food fall into my lungs, causing pnuemonia.

D: Have you eaten anything spicy lately?
Hell I don't know anymore than that. ;~;
Oh have you tried forcing your hiccups into burps instead?
Sounds weird but it helps get that trapped air out.

Nice use of the word fag, Does your mom know you use that language on the internet

Kain wrote:

Fag be faggin'

K, brb.

In all seriousness honey with lemon juice will stop your coughing and help your throat.

Well since hiccups are caused by the diaphragm being distended or stretched so try drinking something cold and right after drink something hot. It will contract then relax it and might settle the hiccups.

Kint wrote:

Nice use of the word fag, Does your mom know you use that language on the internet

Yes, she does.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

In all seriousness honey with lemon juice will stop your coughing and help your throat.

I'll try it, after I go over my 7 times tables up to 50.

As long as we're giving out all these nonsensical suggestions, I have another.

Get a cup. A big one. Fill it with mayonnaise, mustard, milk, and an egg (with the shells). Mix it up and drink it. After that, take off all your clothes, cover yourself in margarine, and run up and down your block shouting anti-semitics.

Well then that just makes it cute

Rundeer wrote:

As long as we're giving out all these nonsensical suggestions, I have another.

Get a cup. A big one. Fill it with mayonnaise, mustard, milk, and an egg (with the shells). Mix it up and drink it. After that, take off all your clothes, cover yourself in margarine, and run up and down your block shouting anti-semitics.

My last one works. I use it.

Rundeer wrote:

As long as we're giving out all these nonsensical suggestions, I have another.

Get a cup. A big one. Fill it with mayonnaise, mustard, milk, and an egg (with the shells). Mix it up and drink it. After that, take off all your clothes, cover yourself in margarine, and run up and down your block shouting anti-semitics.

Brb, trying it.

Rundeer wrote:

As long as we're giving out all these nonsensical suggestions, I have another.

Get a cup. A big one. Fill it with mayonnaise, mustard, milk, and an egg (with the shells). Mix it up and drink it. After that, take off all your clothes, cover yourself in margarine, and run up and down your block shouting anti-semitics.

This works!
I can vouch for it!

C0FFINCASE wrote:

My last one works. I use it.

Yeah, so does my first one. He was doing it wrong, though. :p

try holding u'r breath,works for me