I've been considering suicide.

The last few weeks have been hell. I don't even wanna live anymore.
And so, here is my plan:
inb4 HURR THIS IS SO STOLAEN
1. Attach cheese wire to the top of a building.

2. Make sure the building is right next to a basketball court.

3. Tie wire around my neck.

4. Superglue hands to head.

5. Aim for net.

6. JUMP!

If done right, I should dunk my own head that will cause a giant WTF to happen.
The only reason I haven't committed suicide yet is because of my thoughts about how it may affect the people around me. My friends, for instance, will be traumatized as I always joke around. And if I tell my mom, she might get scared and say 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

Slam dunk!

tittiesssssss

Yeah you shouldn't.
It's so inconsiderate.

Click here

Then look at the youtube thing [Fourth one down]

Cock Block?

Yea thought that was funny and would cheer you up D:

I fail :[

You know I was joking about suicide, right?

Mhmm. Which is why I sent you the lmgtfy link.