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Ugh

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#1
Ugh
Why am I constantly erect? Dx
#2
I blame Barbie.D:
#3
Torian wrote:
Why am I constantly erect? Dx


You haven't got any in awhile or ever?
#4
Blue pills?
#5
Drakonid wrote:
Blue pills?


Its funny to slip those into peoples food they get pissed off!:D try it sometime
#6
I meant my back you perverts D8
#7
Torian wrote:
I meant my back you perverts D8


Oh.....uhm that's not even a problem then....if it was your penis then youd have a problem i would probably laugh hysterically:D
#8
Torian wrote:
I meant my back you perverts D8


Coming from you, it could have meant anything...
#9
Because you refuse to go down e_e
#10
Because he watched that.
#11
ffffffffffff now I'm horny.
#12
Typical Jason... Typical.. ¬_¬
#13
Excuse me Missy >:| I need say no more on that topic >;3
#15
fuffufufufufufufufu, girl you know it's true~
#16
I don't know what you are talking about.
Silly little man.
#17
you're indesperate need of a massage from that asian prostitute you have chained to the boiler in your basement?
#18
That's what porn and the neighbors daughter is for.
#19
~Souleater~ wrote:
you're indesperate need of a massage from that asian prostitute you have chained to the boiler in your basement?


Hahaha thats hilarious!:D not everyone has one of those like you do im afriad
#20
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
Because you refuse to go down e_e


You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
#21
C0FFINCASE wrote:
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down


>w>

Hey buddeh <3
#22
La Vie Cruelle wrote:

>w>

Hey buddeh <3


'Ello poppet
#24
La Vie Cruelle wrote:

How have ya been


Alright, same old same old. Class, music, sleep, reapeat.
How about you?
#25
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Alright, same old same old. Class, music, sleep, reapeat.
How about you?


Same as always, just with more school thrown in.
#26
*yawns a bit*
#27
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
Same as always, just with more school thrown in.


Way it goes. More school till you go to work, then you work.

*Am I boring you Obby?
#28
Tobi wrote:
Hahaha thats hilarious!:D not everyone has one of those like you do im afriad


i dont, i saw it on Tor's webcam na di saw the asian hooker chained to your heater in the background in your room.
#29
You can say that
#30
Obby wrote:
You can say that


How should we remedy that?
#31
I can think of a couple of ways.
#32
There is no need
#35
Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck.
#36
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck.


Thank you Wendy. (South Park reference for you drones out there).
#37
~Souleater~ wrote:
Thank you Wendy. (South Park reference for you drones out there).


shut up fat ass ( south park)
#38
Eater's mom is a big fat bitch
#39
Ooooh, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch.
And then on Sundays, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch. *

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch,
Yes she is a dirty bitch.

Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiiitch! CHA!
#40
@Obby:"Stop calling me fat god damn it!!!"

@Tor:"Don't call my mom a bitch you fat fuck!!!"

Behold the power of the Park.