Funny Pick up lines?

does anyone know the BEST ones?

EX:
hi im an astronaut and im on a mission to explore uranus

and more on

I have some legendary pokemon.
Wanna see my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are ;O

o-o did you make that up? LOL

Your not going to make some nasty ass rap song about making my bedrock or something are you ?

lol nah, this ones been around sicne the legendary pokemanz themselves.


Bleach:
Are you a Hollow?
Cuz you make my Zanpakuto go all Bankai.

hmm i dont get that one D:

another one xD!

Kint wrote:

Your not going to make some nasty ass rap song about making my bedrock or something are you ?

No O-o
its just for fun
Feeling alitle gloomy today D:

Zanpakuto are normal swords ,and Bankai are like power mode.
It's a boner joke lol

LOL D:
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Ummm. The word of the day is "Legs"
Lets go back to place and spread the word

It's Check you out, not sign you out. >.>

Hi, I think you're attractive.
Let's go watch a movie later.
HAHAHAHAHA

Cheesy pick up lines work.

Can I put my penis inside your vagina?

That one is flawless...