1) If God had a name, what would it be?
2) Would you call it to his face?
3) What would you ask if you had just one question?
4) If God had a face, what would it look like?
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- 12 Mar. 2013 10:36pm #1
What if God was one of us?
- 12 Mar. 2013 10:47pm #2
1.)I think it'f be cool if it was michael
2.)No
3.)What can you do for me?
4.)It'd be cool if he had like a long beard and junk
- 12 Mar. 2013 11:13pm #3
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-An unpronounceable string of syllables
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-What can I do to get as near to your power as I can?
-Are you saying if god was human what would he look like?Cause otherwise an incomprehensible things of beauty/terror that would melt your face, body, and soul/spirit/mind/thingy.
- 13 Mar. 2013 03:37am #4
1.) God probably
2.) Assuming he had a face, sure. It's the polite thing to do.
3.) What is the ultimate question?
4.) Again, assuming he had a face (and existed) he'd probably be middle eastern.
He'd probably look like a terrorist with all the robes he'd probably wear, and he'd probably get searched at the airport. Probably.I don't get tired.
- 13 Mar. 2013 08:34pm #5
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- 14 Mar. 2013 07:43pm #7
I'd call him John because that's his name. As far as what I would ask....I guess I would ask if we are his experiment. I'd imagine if he had a specific face it would be a perfectly define jaw line with like porcelain skin....
- 15 Mar. 2013 02:06am #8
His name would be Evolution, and his face would be that picture of the cavemen, evolving into a man with a briefcase going trk.
And i would probably ask him why everybody thinks he is some weird dude with a beard and make bread and shit from nothing,
and he would probably tell me because humans are dumb as fuck.
and i winLast edited by Jesus! Muffin; 15 Mar. 2013 at 02:10am.
- 15 Mar. 2013 11:24am #9
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- 15 Mar. 2013 09:03pm #10Ya Bish
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1) If God had a name, what would it be?
It would just be some random normal name.
2) Would you call it to his face?
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
3) What would you ask if you had just one question?
How was your day?
4) If God had a face, what would it look like?
Like you or me.
- 16 Mar. 2013 02:05am #12
We woudn't be here technically.
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- 28 Mar. 2013 02:21pm #15
1) If God had a name, what would it be?
???
2) Would you call it to his face?
If it had one.
3) What would you ask if you had just one question?
What created you?
4) If God had a face, what would it look like?
God knows.
- 29 Mar. 2013 02:27pm #16Ya Bish
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- 04 Apr. 2013 11:00pm #17
I think this is relevant
- 04 Apr. 2013 11:33pm #18Ya Bish
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- 04 Apr. 2013 11:34pm #19
idgi why isn't jesus relevant to god
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- 05 Apr. 2013 01:13am #21
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In 99.9% of Christian faiths Jesus and God are the same person/thing, never separated. It's not remotely the same as mentioning Mary. Mary was a human being. Jesus was literally God being god and human, while also being God externally to himself, and the Holy Spirit. They are the same thing at the same time, everywhere. Rule one of it is that you can't understand it. It's fair to bring up Jesus if you operate under Christian world view. Just like it's fair to say Krishna incarnated and was human under a Hindu view, which if any one god of the Hindu faith did something, they all did cause they are all actually one god, that is also everything else too.
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- 05 Apr. 2013 03:54pm #25
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- 05 Apr. 2013 04:53pm #26
1. His name would be a sick mash of all popular names on earth.
2. Nah, I'd probably poke him.
3. I'd ask the ultimate question: does Richard Hammond dye his hair?
4.