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About LinkBacksI got a letter from the government telling me that if I didn't do what they asked me to within 10 days, then they would report my name to the Department of Justice and request that I be prosecuted to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
The thing is, I really wish I was kidding.
If you haven't guessed already, it's about my registration papers to sign up to get drafted and go shoot little brown people with towels on their heads if we were ever to fall into war. (Selective Service) Am I the only person who finds this stupid? I'd love to defend my country, but I don't think I should get fined and butt-raped for not doing so.
I am going to keep my letter though.
*sniff* aaah...
...my very first potential threat from the US Government.
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Thread: Wanted by the US Gov't
- 19 Nov. 2009 02:56am #1Stunning
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Wanted by the US Gov't Last edited by Raivu; 19 Nov. 2009 at 03:05am.
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- 19 Nov. 2009 02:57am #2Stunning
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- 19 Nov. 2009 02:58am #3
Congratulations, you're being harassed by america, quick, while you can, move to India, change your name, and hide.
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- 19 Nov. 2009 02:59am #4
Stereotypical! ~~ No but seriously ._. You have a serious issue >< Talk it over with your mom. Originally Posted by H2O 
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- 19 Nov. 2009 02:59am #5Stunning
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More like Mexico.[: Originally Posted by H2O Google was here
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:01am #6
Well ill see you in Mexico Pedro (your new mexican name) [:
- 19 Nov. 2009 03:02am #7Global Moderator LG Veteran
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its probably the selective service thing. i even had to register for it and im in the military, so yea.
almost everyone does it because you need it to get loans and shit for school, but if you have some past injury that was serious, you are excluded and do not qualify. But unfortunately, you still have to send it in. because for once, its serious.Voted Hottest Male Member
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:04am #8Stunning
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D: I throw rocks at Pedro's. I want to be um...El Raivu. >.> el is mexican enough.
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Really though, am I the only person who disagrees with this type of punishment for this type of system?☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:06am #9
Ah fuck, I am 18 tomorrow, I gotta do that shit too.
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:08am #10Stunning
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Happy Birthday Smithno! Originally Posted by Smithno13 ☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:14am #11
Mhmm. I got the same email from 3 forums because they all use the same forum base. All that was different was the name xD
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:15am #12Administrator
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Dude they sent my selective service card while I was still 17. Not a big deal, just fil lyour shit out and they'll leave you alone.
*sidenote: I'd fight for my country but not Mr. Obama.
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:16am #13Stunning
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I know it's not a big deal. I'm not worried about it, I just think the punishment is cruel and unusual for just being late signing up for a draft. Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE ☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:22am #14Administrator
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Lol, the government is all about fines dude. Ever been late on your car insurance? You won't be twice, let me tell you. Originally Posted by Raivu
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:25am #15Global Moderator LG Veteran
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theres not really gonna be a draft, its actually for numbers saying that there are x amount of people that are eligible to be drafted if we go int Originally Posted by Raivu 
rld war 3, or we get attacked by countries on our soil. Voted Hottest Male Member
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:29am #16Stunning
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as long as I get to fight along-side my 3 uncles (one of which was 4 minutes away from being dead at the military shooting a couple weeks ago), I don't mind. Originally Posted by ~Souleater~ theres not really gonna be a draft, its actually for numbers saying that there are x amount of people that are eligible to be drafted if we go intrld war 3, or we get attacked by countries on our soil.
I've got a lot of military history in my family, so I guess I would do it, I just think punishing someone that harsh just because they haven't signed up to stand for that x amount of people is a little over the top.☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:30am #17
a bunch of kids who doesnt wanna join the army wont scare any opposition... Originally Posted by ~Souleater~ theres not really gonna be a draft, its actually for numbers saying that there are x amount of people that are eligible to be drafted if we go intrld war 3, or we get attacked by countries on our soil.
/secretly happy i live in canada and not us.
- 19 Nov. 2009 03:30am #18
It's called conscientious objector (someone who refuses to kill another human being). You don't have to go to a stupid war. They'll just put you behind a computer desk or something and have you work from home doing non-murderous things. Because you'd be pretty useless to have the government spend a ton of money training and suiting you up to send you into a war where you'll purposefully not kill anyone.
Woo, consciences!
- 19 Nov. 2009 03:33am #19Stunning
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I think we need to put all of the serial killers and death-row convicts into an entire separate squad/platoon away from ours and send them out.
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:35am #20 lol, i'm with you on the obama thing. He might ship us to the rong base and have us raped by terrorists. WIth the white towels on there head. Not accidentally. :eek: Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE
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given the current circumstances, it would be probable. but since you would be training for a while, it might be hard to fight side by side with your uncles. Originally Posted by Raivu
and its not because not enough people are signing in to go into the military, its to see how many people are in waiting if they need to be trained and sent to fight. thats pretty much it, but they are serious about that fine shit...not so much the jail part, but definitely that fine shit.Voted Hottest Male Member
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- 19 Nov. 2009 03:44am #22Stunning
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that's money I could be spending upgrading my PC. ._. Originally Posted by ~Souleater~ ☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
Originally Posted by C0FF1NCASE
- 19 Nov. 2009 03:13pm #23
You people are so juvenile. "get drafted and go shoot little brown people with towels on their heads"
And you wonder why they blow up your buildings....
- 19 Nov. 2009 05:46pm #24Stunning
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>.> I'm joking. Calm down. Originally Posted by Alucard ☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
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- 19 Nov. 2009 05:48pm #25Quote Kingpin
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Haha, Stupid US Originally Posted by Raivu 
- 19 Nov. 2009 05:49pm #26
fuck the government!
- 19 Nov. 2009 10:16pm #27
eh ok im not american what have you been done for exactly
- 20 Nov. 2009 07:05am #28Mr. Aids
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Everybody goes to Mexico, let's go to Greenland xD Originally Posted by Sydd(:
I'll change my name to Tim, and you can be Al.
We will become lumberman and eat beavers all day.
ohohoh We can also say thing's like a'boot because I think Greenland is near Canada. Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle
- 20 Nov. 2009 03:35pm #29
That's harsh, good thing i won't experience that.
Anyway, they should atleast just take fines for that rule. xD
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xD You might be thinking of Iceland. Greenland is all snow and ice. Originally Posted by Chris ☜(* x *)☞FOOL ON COOL GENERATION
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