I got a letter from the government telling me that if I didn't do what they asked me to within 10 days, then they would report my name to the Department of Justice and request that I be prosecuted to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
The thing is, I really wish I was kidding.
If you haven't guessed already, it's about my registration papers to sign up to get drafted and go shoot little brown people with towels on their heads if we were ever to fall into war. (Selective Service) Am I the only person who finds this stupid? I'd love to defend my country, but I don't think I should get fined and butt-raped for not doing so.
I am going to keep my letter though.
*sniff* aaah...
...my very first potential threat from the US Government.
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