Johnny Depp is a really cool actor and seems like a generally cool guy. For instance, if I walked in to see Johnny Depp having sex with my girlfriend I'd be like "oh hi. Is that Johnny Depp on top of you? Ok, have fun". And then Johnny Depp, being the all around brilliant person that he is, would be like "you can stay and watch if you want." Then I'd be like "no thanks, Johnny Depp. Just remember to put a blanket on her when you leave. She gets cold easily."

Discuss: Johnny Depp. Do you like his acting? favorite movies he was in? Would you defy him if he slept with your girlfriend?