do not and i really mean it do not take this one seriously.

so you have read over my other guides on the forums well if that didn't work you need this.



my friend dave said life is the shit. but a suit just isn't for me people are stuck up bitches.
and i just wanna get high.

after my 10 step process he turned from this



to this



he thanked me so much that he even took my wallet watch and ran off with my pants.
standing there stunned i realized i could sell this or give it way for free so here it goes!

1. find your gateway drug
2. money get a temporary job or (jobs)
3. find a drug dealer
4. buy drugs
5. go around and drug filled rampage of hilarity
6. run from cops
7. avoid getting your ass kicked from cops
8. steal and sell
9. your family fuckem you got drugs !
10. rinse and repeat keep a clean alley way because you will be sleeping in it.