2pac
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What if we convinced lanzer that charles wanted to talk to him about srs business on the phone, and lanzer actually called him, so then charles puts us all on a huge confrence call? That would be fucking hilarious, randomly making farting noises or interrupting and being like "EXCUSE ME. This is agent Harold Greene from the FBI, Mr. Charles Stover, please hang up your phone. We have urgent business that we need to discuss with Mr. Derek Liu." and then Charles taps his phone on the table to sound like hanging up. From there, we all just fuck with him. "Sir, we believe there is a terrorist attack on the united states of america that has started from your website, Gaia Online." and he'd be like "oh my god, really?" and we go "Yes. Sir, we believe that the fur******ry that is currently present on your website might convince other websites to accept fur******ry, and then it could spread globally, which would cause us to have to start another Holocaust, but this one people would enjoy, because we would be killing the furfags. So please, Mr. Liu, ban fur******ry from your website, for the sanity and safety of us all." and watch as he flips the fuck out as we're all laughing our asses off.