Post your omegle conversations

[noblemin]

Post your funny omegle conversations
Omegle

[barbiegirls2]

Alright!

You: I'm a sexy 624 lb man
You: Looking for a 16 year old 100 lb European model to chat with. ;D
You: And possibly exchance cactai
Stranger: im 16 and 95 lbs model
You: Shit too fat for me.
You: ... Got any 100 lb friends
You: ?
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Not really funny but its a start.

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Stranger: hey..wanna play? (man here)
You: I'm playing with barbies
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: No you're a betch!
Stranger: no you are
You: No you are!
Stranger: how do you know
You: ... Your mother told me... Last night...
You: By the way she might wanna get checked out for std's.
You: I been around.
Stranger: my mom is dead
Stranger: ten years ago
You: Well I'm a necrophiliac.
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[Gina]

Stranger: hi,are you horny fm with msn and cam?
You: Hullo
Stranger: hi
You: Im not horny right now...
You: ?
You: QUICK QUESTION
You: Are you gay?
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EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hmm
Stranger: Waldo? Have you seen him recently..?
You: nOPE
You: Heard he died last week
You: Inc an epic crash
Stranger: No, I'm sorry
Stranger: but Waldo can't die.
You: Lol
You: I know he can!
Stranger: You just lost the game. =(
You: No you just did
Stranger: FUUUUUUCK
You: SHIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: Newfag =[
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[Shinu]

lmfao

stranger-hi
stranger-25m
stranger-u?
you-hi?
you-lol 16m
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[Shinu]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
You: whats up?
Stranger: hii
You: this is pretty wierd
Stranger: ?
You: lol funny though
You: stranger danger!!!
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: woo! xD
You: xD
You: *blows warning whistle*
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: boy or girll?
Stranger: lol
You: boy lol
You: u?
Stranger: girl
You: thats cool lol
Stranger: hahah sure
You: what bring you here talkin to strangers?
You: *brings
Stranger: boredom
Stranger: xD
You: lol i found this on a site and went lol i gotta try this
You: so here i am talking to you
You: a stranger
Stranger: awesome xD
You: im bored
You: ^^.
Stranger: mee too
Stranger: im watching a movie
You: talking to strangers isnt as fun as people make it lol no offense
Stranger: hahah.
Stranger: none taken
You: Have a slogan!
You: its pretty funny
Stranger: kay
You: my slogan was marajuana the best part of waking up in the morning
Stranger: wow
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: mine was "Excessive Gas, raise your hand if you're sure"
Stranger: xDD
You: xDDD
You: nice
Stranger: awwwwwkward
You: *raises hand*
You: <<
>>
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you're amusing
You: i know i ease your boredum pain
You:
Stranger: amen
You: im 16 and bored of the internet
You: u?
Stranger: im a 14 recovering alcoholic
Stranger: xD
You: xD
You: to much vodka in the moring
You:
You: *morning
Stranger: hahaaha
Stranger: right
You: i have my tv on and for the last like 8 hours its been only commercails
You: im going to cry
You: T.T
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: paid programming?
You: nah its that i havent been paying attention when the show is on and when i want to pay attantion its commercails
You: =.=
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sorry
You: well ima go watch porn have a good day
You:
Stranger: bye
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[Snow-kun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: ******
You: lol
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: lol
You: Suck ma dick
You: Wait
Stranger: eat my shit
You: Quick question
Stranger: yea?
You: Or you gay?
You: Are*
Stranger: im straight
You: Orly
You: Boy or girl
Stranger: girl
Stranger: you?
You: OMFG
You: Boy
Stranger: omgs what
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 222
Stranger: 22
You: lol
You: 222
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: how old are you
You: 20
Stranger: where from
You: Earth
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i was going to disconnect if it was mars or something...
You: Suuure
You: I like mars
Stranger: so what up earthling
You: I like turdles
Stranger: haha
You: Whats up microbe?
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[Snow-kun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: logicalgamers
You: :]
Stranger: herrow kitten
Stranger:
Stranger: whats that
You: Its a porn site
You: :]
Stranger: thats just gross, and disrespectful. jesus wont approve
You: Jesus used monster reborn
You: on yugioh
Stranger: whats that
You: Its to revive monsters
Stranger: k are you fucking japanese
You: No
Stranger: im thinkin so
You: Im american
You: :]
Stranger: whats your name
You: Stranger
Stranger: k why are you happy to be american?
You: Pass
Stranger: k ew
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[Snow-kun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: No. Fuck you and your asl.
You: lol
You: ******
Stranger: No u
You: No u
You: lol
Stranger: What's the matter
Stranger: too deep for you?
You: x))
You: LULZ
You: hahahaha
Stranger: fag
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[Slowpoke]

They are so fucking gullible. I pretened to be a chick and posted a pic of some fat guy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey big boy
You: Im a chick
You: And I just love sticking the carrot in my vagina then eating it...
Stranger: whats good ma
Stranger: hell yes i love that
You: You wanna see some dirty pics of me?
Stranger: do you wanna see some from me>
You: Heres mine
You: Copy and paste it baby...
You: http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...ed-fat-guy.jpg
Stranger: hold on
You: IM A MAN

[Stormie]

OMG I deleted my favorite omegle convo but it was all about lines from that show The Mighty Boosh. The other person was old greg.

[CL0V3R]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: (>^-^)><xx{}:::::::::::::::::::::::::> Hello <::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::{}xx><(^-^<)
Stranger: woooooooooaaahhhh
Stranger: HI KIRBY
Stranger: ALSO OTHER KIRBY
You: HELL YES
You: YOU ARE MY NEW E-FRIEND
You: (>^-^)> <(^-^<)
Stranger: YOU ARE MY NEW E-RADIO
You: FUCK YES I'M A RADIO!
Stranger: 94.1 please
You: WHAT STATION AM I ON?
Stranger: GO
You: GOD DAMN IT NO BATTERY
You: NEED TO BE CHARGED!
Stranger: you are crank charged
Stranger: CRANK CRANK CRANK
You: *STATIC* FUCK I SUCK
You: I'M NOT A GOOD RADIO!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: let me fix the antennas
Stranger: hmm, inverse r squared... distance to base station... main lobe at 33 degrees....
Stranger: okay should be fixed
Stranger: 94.1
You: BUZZ BUZZ - WE INTERUPT THIS NEWS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW!
Stranger: dance news radio
Stranger: oh boy
You: STARING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
Stranger: courage is my favorite DJ slash former children's cartoon
You: Courage was an awesome show.
You: Along with samurai jack, and a bunch of others - I mean *BUZZ BUZZ* I
You: *I'm a radio
Stranger: BUZZ BUZZ
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[sin of the wicked]

You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl?
You: whats up
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: Age sex location
You: 69 female your closet ;D
Stranger: Sweet
You: you bet
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[Sydd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: lmfao.
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That went well!

Stranger: 18yo guy from the Netherlands here, and you?
You: lol.
Stranger: did you know "lol" is an actual word in dutch? it means fun.
You: wayyyy far from the netherlands
Stranger: were u from
You: a box.
Stranger: what?
You: A cardboard box.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're a bum with a computer
Stranger: priceless
You: You're a desperate person. Even more priceless.
You: :]
Stranger: lol

[sin of the wicked]

You: hey saaraa
Stranger: Shot through the heart
Stranger: Sara died
You: o.o
You: WHY
You: YOU BASTARD
You: YOU KILLED HER
Stranger: Don't be so dramatic...
You: I SHOULD RAPE YOUR MONKEY
Stranger: You tweens need to learn to grow up
You: YOU KNOW WHAT THATS IT
You: IM RAPING IT
You: IM RAPING IT RIGHT NOW
You: ....im 16
You: lol
Stranger: Congratulations
You: i love money dick
You: monkey dick
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[Stormie]

Stranger: JOSE
You: NOWAY
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[Torian]

This kid's going to get a fail grade for interviewing me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyas x2
Stranger: are you an IT professional?
You: Yep
You: What's wrong?
Stranger: nothing but are you really an IT professional? It's important
You: Aye, I know my way around computers
You: Whatcha need to know that fer?
Stranger: I have to interview one for a college project
You: Ah alright, well hit me with some questions and I'll give it a shot.
Stranger: Okay, lets start with your name,company, and title
You: The company I work part time for in the IT industry is called BGA works. We're located in Bermuda. I'm one of the system analysts.
Stranger: Name?
You: I ensure that all of the programs that we use are properly working, updating them when the need arises and implementing new software when it's requested.
You: Torian Alexander
Stranger: thank you, I'm Charles Wilson
You: Mmkay, next question Charles?
Stranger: What are your responsibilities?
You: ..
You: xD
You: You: I ensure that all of the programs that we use are properly working, updating them when the need arises and implementing new software when it's requested.
Stranger: What kinds of skills do you need to perform your job?
You: For my specific role, I've had to use the skills I've learned in spreadsheets and databasing, networking and maintaining a windows 2000-run server. Things such as debugging programs that we've worked on in C+ is an essential skill to perform our day to day operations.
Stranger: What do you do during a typical day?
You: Clock in, if there have been no special requests from the higher ups, maintain the server, ensure workers aren't doing things they shouldn't be doing, check the various computers connected to the server for viruses/problems and perform any duty requested by my supervisor.
Stranger: What other jobs have you held that might have helped prepare you for this position?
You: I was apprentice IT support for 2 years at a private school in England, worked for a company that created websites at a corporate level and took a few programming courses on the side.
Stranger: Do you have people whrk for you, and if so what do they do?
You: Nope, I'm in a team consisting of 4 people, 1 specialises in hardware configuration/modification, and the rest of us are more into the server-side support.
Stranger: What is one of the most challenging things about the work you do?
You: Tightening up the code within the software we made for the company. It's easy as hell to program something, it's the reducing the cluttered code and optimizing it that becomes a challenge
Stranger: What time management tips could you suggest?
You: Time management tips? In what context?
Stranger: I think in general, the list of questions I was assigned was a little vague.
You: Hmm, well truthfully it's a laid back position where we just do whatever our duty asks of us. No-one really questions us because they have no idea what we're doing. You may have to bullshit an answer up for that
Stranger: I'll try
Stranger: next question may make more sense
Stranger: How do you balance your family, job, work, and leisure time?
You: Well I've been single for a year, but we're given a basic 9-5 job with overtime whenever it's needed to complete system overhauls and tasks which require the system to be offline. Basically I mold my life around my job, it sounds weird but after awhile, it became second nature. The instant I leave work I head to a friend's house or out to a movie with friends. It's a real easy thing to do
Stranger: final question: What advice would you give to someone interested in this career?
You: Start out slow, become an apprentice for a small time company that offers you on job training. Do various courses and don't be afraid to list them on your resume, stock up on qualifications, those look amazing on resumes. It's either that or move in with your aunt and uncle in Bel-air
Stranger: thank you, you've been a life saver. Do you mind if I quote your answers, with the exception of the "bullshit an answer" part?
You: Yep, good luck bro.

[Gina]

Gina were you talking with me? ._.

Or was that some guy pretending to be someone called Gina and it was just a little councidence that he knew logicalgamers.com? ._.

I dont know
t makes you talk to random people

[Sydd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Welcome to Mcdonalds would you like to try our angus burgers?
Stranger: no, i would like a whopper
You: Okay.
You: whatyou want on it?
Stranger: two of every animal
You: okay. including snail?
Stranger: of course
You: would you like anything else?
Stranger: i large shasta
Stranger: 1
You: mkay
You: thats all?
Stranger: your soul too?
You: im not alive
You: :]
Stranger: excellent, i should lay off the souls anyway
You: mhm. your total is 10 dollars even
Stranger: i ahve 3 pesos and an old distributor cap, will that do?
You: sureeeeeee.
Stranger: good, now squeal! squeal like a pig! WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: Ahaha.
Stranger: this was kind of random, i think i need a shower
Stranger: maybe confession
You: i dont have a shower
You: i live in a box
You:
Stranger: ouch, i live on a train
You: sounds cool
Stranger: its warm and smells like piss
Stranger: so all in all its nice
You: lol
Stranger: time for me to hit the old dusty trail. lay off the robitussin champ!
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[Taz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Caaarl !
You: HEYYYY
You: My cock
You: is fat
Stranger: Carl why did you kill that man?
You: it had to be done
You: he was gonna tell on me
Stranger: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl ! You didnt have to cut him in the breast 20 times with your ktichen knife !
You: ok lets get straight to it you wnna suck my cock?
Stranger: depends on its taste
You: salty and dirty
Stranger: nah ask carl he might wanna do it
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[Beyoncé]

Stranger: are you a Ginger person?
You: ew no
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[iGawd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello.
Stranger: '
Stranger: hi
You: hello.
You: are you a girl
Stranger: yes you?
You: im an alien ;D
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[Gina]

I can't believe this shit!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: wtf?
Stranger: omg
You: lol
Stranger: yep
You: what?
Stranger: r u a little kid?
You: No im not
Stranger: mhmm
You: Lol

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