You are walking through the hallways of your school and a girl you’d really like to tap walks by you.

What do you do?
A) TAP DAT ASS MENNNNZZ.
B) Serenade her with the only song you know the lyrics to.
C) Ask for her number.
D) Turn around and follow her as soon as she passes you.


(I might cut off in the middle, if so, wreak havoc on this thread.)