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You stare at her, eye to eye.

A long trail of blood extends from your nasal orifices to your upper lip. She speaks in a high pitched, almost squeal like, voice. “O-M-G I’M SOOOOO SORRY. My phone went off in my back pocket and I just jumped! I’m so zoned-out today! UGH! Come on; let’s go get that cleaned up.” She takes your hands.

+1 COOL POINTS FOR YOU.

What do you do?

A) Guide her to the bathroom around the corner.
B) Guide her to the nurse’s office by the main building. You could probably ditch your next class a bit.
C) Man it up and tell her you can do it yourself. (Choose this and you’re freaking retarded.)
D) Pull out a handkerchief out of your back pocket and wipe it yourself. Such a gentleman.
A again biznitch.