Ok, so irl I'm an extremely shocking person.
Recently my best friend/crush was talking to me less and less so I asked why.
They said my chock factor was too high and I needed to tone it down.
So I tried to dress more "normally" and try to quiet down/talk less/Photoshop pictures in a more normal way.

NOW he doesn't want to talk to me AT ALL.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.