I facepalm'd at "I have over 1000 e-mails in my old Hotmail bulk folder."

I hate you guys sometimes.

You're going to need your own server and a bulk e-mail script. You aren't going to be able to use a free e-mail host to do this. If you can find a free host that supports mail(), that would be your best chance, even though it'd be pretty limited and slow. You'd have to pay for anything better.