Things to do with empty webserver?

[The Unintelligible]

Dont listen to The Unintelligible, he wouldnt even know how to use a simple HTTP wrapper, thats how stupid hw is

Using HTTP wrappers is for noobs who need abstraction. Direct calls to libraries is for pros -- clean code is for scrubs.

The last HTTP wrapper I've made and used was a long time ago.

https://gist.github.com/Protozoid/3626029