[Moderator Application] Moderator of the Moderator Forum

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:15am

So this is my official application to become moderator of the moderator forum.

As some of you may know, the moderator forum has no moderator.

I've been here since 2011, and I've got about 337 posts at the time of writing this.

Also, according to my profile I'm Spectacularly Active.

I have more than basic knowledge of computing as well as programming, networking concepts, and I can name twelve aquatic mammals off the top of my head.

I love LG, and I love you guys, and if I get the position I'll do my best, 24/7, 365 days a year to improve the moderator forum.

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:18am

Do not trust this man, Unintelligible and me would make a much better duo for this position! We will each work twice as hard for the same price as Isonyx. That's 4x the amount of work!

Plus, we can google 100 aquatic mammals AND felines off the top of our desktop.

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:20am

Originally Posted by Tree

Do not trust this man, Unintelligible and me would make a much better duo for this position! We will each work twice as hard for the same price as Isonyx. That's 4x the amount of work!

Plus, we can google 100 aquatic mammals AND felines off the top of our desktop.

Unintelligible and I*

Ladies and gentlemen of LG, fuck this guy.

He's not even a proper person, he's Australian, and he clearly doesn't hold a proper mastery of the English language.

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:22am

Originally Posted by Isonyx

Unintelligible and I*

Ladies and gentlemen of LG, fuck this guy.

He's not even a proper person, he's Australian, and he clearly doesn't hold a proper mastery of the English language.

AHAH! THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG MY SWORN ENEMY! I AM 'MURICAN, NOT AUSTRALIAN. PROVE ME WRONG BRO.

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:23am

Originally Posted by Tree

Do not trust this man, Unintelligible and me would make a much better duo for this position! We will each work twice as hard for the same price as Isonyx. That's 4x the amount of work!

Plus, we can google 100 aquatic mammals AND felines off the top of our desktop.

I vote yes. Just imagine it. 2 heads may be better than 1. But 3 heads are better than 2 -- We can be the "Big Three."

I know it's unlikely that this happens, but if Isonyx was active (also an unlikely scenario) he could contribute just about as much as we could.

JOKES ASIDE, ISONYX SUCKZ EGGS.

Now do the rain dance everybody!

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:23am

Originally Posted by Tree

AHAH! THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG MY SWORN ENEMY! I AM 'MURICAN, NOT AUSTRALIAN. PROVE ME WRONG BRO.

prove ME wrong motherfucker.

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

I vote yes. Just imagine it. 2 heads may be better than 1. But 3 heads are better than 2 -- We can be the "Big Three."

I know it's unlikely that this happens, but if Isonyx was active (also an unlikely scenario) he could contribute just about as much as we could.

also, I'm good with the big 3 thing if you two want to team up.

btw. you clearly didn't read my user tag.

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:27am

BROTHER PREPARE FOR WAR, WHICH SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE. ISONYX OR TREE.

MY SIDE HAS:

Code:

 PANCAKES
    HOOKERS
    CHEESECAKE
    STREAMERS
    fresh air
    water (oceans, lakes, etc.)
    the beach
    white/black/green sands
    waves big and small
    whales/whale-watching
    birds/bird-watching
    seasons
    sunshine accompanied by a cool breeze
    aurora borealis
    plant growth from seedlings
    panoramic views
    fresh green blades of grass (for walking barefoot or napping)
    conversation
    flirting
    bonding
    laughter
    forgiveness
    friendship
    a support system
    advice from trusted friends
    strangers performing unexpected acts of kindness/paying it forward
    library books
    search engines
    choosing positivity
    music
    exercise
    thoughts, thoughtfulness
    looking within and listening to oneself
    skills
    practice
    sisterhood
    motherhood (well, it costs a little bit)
    femininity
    feminism (almost free)
    feminine wiles (free +)
    girl talk
    hair flipping
    cleavage (real or illusory)
    masculinity
    a deep, resonant voice
    fatherhood (costs about as much as motherhood)
    guy talk
    big, strong hands
    socially accepted facial hair
    Musculus pectoralis major
    yoga
    running
    swimming (alone or with dolphins)
    dancing
    walking
    bike-riding
    kickboxing
    martial arts
    municipally-run playgrounds and parks
    dining al fresco
    touch
    holding hands
    intimacy between two people
    ancient ruins
    ancient hieroglyphs
    history and historical figures
    the wings of a hummingbird
    hugging your child
    wandering aimlessly while humming a happy tune
    stumbling and getting up again and again
    lessons from Fiddler on the Roof
    birth and babies (free for most species except humans in developed countries and zoo animals)
    holding a baby
    receiving gifts
    gratefulness
    sharing/generosity
    every day and every night
    fond memories
    mental math
    learning
    language(s), verbal, unspoken, body or dead
    un-learning less-than-good habits
    reasoning/critical thinking
    rationalization
    literacy
    interpretations (of the law, of stories, of facts, circumstances, etc.) that foster freedom
    finding/fashioning loopholes (in order to play more, laugh harder, live better, etc.)
    questions and answers
    seeking and finding
    a crush
    being in love
    love
    commitment
    devotion
    loyalty
    dreaming
    daydreaming
    fiction stories
    songwriting
    fantasy
    imagination
    illusion/magic
    problem-solving abilities
    street performers
    window displays
    free museum days in most major U.S. cities
    sandcastles and rock sculptures
    a bonfire
    tango
    your spirit
    inspiration
    the stars, shooting stars
    chili peppers from your (or your friend’s) garden

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:28am

Big 3!
Big 3!
Bug 3
Bib 4
Bob's Burgers

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:43am

Originally Posted by Tree

BROTHER PREPARE FOR WAR, WHICH SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE. ISONYX OR TREE.

MY SIDE HAS:

Code:

 PANCAKES
    HOOKERS
    CHEESECAKE
    STREAMERS
    fresh air
    water (oceans, lakes, etc.)
    the beach
    white/black/green sands
    waves big and small
    whales/whale-watching
    birds/bird-watching
    seasons
    sunshine accompanied by a cool breeze
    aurora borealis
    plant growth from seedlings
    panoramic views
    fresh green blades of grass (for walking barefoot or napping)
    conversation
    flirting
    bonding
    laughter
    forgiveness
    friendship
    a support system
    advice from trusted friends
    strangers performing unexpected acts of kindness/paying it forward
    library books
    search engines
    choosing positivity
    music
    exercise
    thoughts, thoughtfulness
    looking within and listening to oneself
    skills
    practice
    sisterhood
    motherhood (well, it costs a little bit)
    femininity
    feminism (almost free)
    feminine wiles (free +)
    girl talk
    hair flipping
    cleavage (real or illusory)
    masculinity
    a deep, resonant voice
    fatherhood (costs about as much as motherhood)
    guy talk
    big, strong hands
    socially accepted facial hair
    Musculus pectoralis major
    yoga
    running
    swimming (alone or with dolphins)
    dancing
    walking
    bike-riding
    kickboxing
    martial arts
    municipally-run playgrounds and parks
    dining al fresco
    touch
    holding hands
    intimacy between two people
    ancient ruins
    ancient hieroglyphs
    history and historical figures
    the wings of a hummingbird
    hugging your child
    wandering aimlessly while humming a happy tune
    stumbling and getting up again and again
    lessons from Fiddler on the Roof
    birth and babies (free for most species except humans in developed countries and zoo animals)
    holding a baby
    receiving gifts
    gratefulness
    sharing/generosity
    every day and every night
    fond memories
    mental math
    learning
    language(s), verbal, unspoken, body or dead
    un-learning less-than-good habits
    reasoning/critical thinking
    rationalization
    literacy
    interpretations (of the law, of stories, of facts, circumstances, etc.) that foster freedom
    finding/fashioning loopholes (in order to play more, laugh harder, live better, etc.)
    questions and answers
    seeking and finding
    a crush
    being in love
    love
    commitment
    devotion
    loyalty
    dreaming
    daydreaming
    fiction stories
    songwriting
    fantasy
    imagination
    illusion/magic
    problem-solving abilities
    street performers
    window displays
    free museum days in most major U.S. cities
    sandcastles and rock sculptures
    a bonfire
    tango
    your spirit
    inspiration
    the stars, shooting stars
    chili peppers from your (or your friend’s) garden

Your list has nothing on my exclusive club which features all but 2 things:

-Blackjack
-HOOKERS

wat it do

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:44am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

Your list has nothing on my exclusive club which features all but 2 things:

-Blackjack
-HOOKERS

wat it do

Hookers + Pancakes + cheesecake > blackjack + hookers

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:44am

i would ask people to join my club, but it's too secret.... I've already said too much

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:45am

Originally Posted by Use

i would ask people to join my club, but it's too secret.... I've already said too much

Nobody wants to join your club. Do we need to poke you away with the sticks again?

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:47am

Originally Posted by Tree

Nobody wants to join your club. Do we need to poke you away with the sticks again?

Im not welcome anywhere

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:49am

Originally Posted by Use

Im not welcome anywhere

hey man, I welcome you.
you're special to me.

vote isonyx.

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:49am

Originally Posted by Tree

Hookers + Pancakes + cheesecake > blackjack + hookers

No fair dude you cheated

Ninja editing your posts n shiz.

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:50am

Originally Posted by Isonyx

hey man, I welcome you.
you're special to me.

vote isonyx.

What do I vote you for
whats the point of this thread
what does my life mean...

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:50am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

No fair dude you cheated

Ninja editing your posts n shiz.

IT'S IN YOUR QUOTE OF MY POST

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:52am

Originally Posted by Use

Im not welcome anywhere

Man as cheesy as that was, I must say ur pretty cool.

I imagine you as one of those mean biker guys. I think I just found my life ambition.. I wanna be just liek you wen i grow up.

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:53am

Originally Posted by Use

What do I vote you for
whats the point of this thread
what does my life mean...

vote me for moderator of the moderator forum my dude.
idk what your life means.
but it's meaningful to me.

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:54am

Originally Posted by Isonyx

but it's meaningful to me.

this.

Let's all give Use here a group hug.

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:54am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

Man as cheesy as that was, I must say ur pretty cool.

I imagine you as one of those mean biker guys. I think I just found my life ambition.. I wanna be just liek you wen i grow up.

someday kid, some day...

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:56am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

this.

Let's all give Use here a group hug.

Originally Posted by Isonyx

vote me for moderator of the moderator forum my dude.
idk what your life means.
but it's meaningful to me.

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 02:58am

Originally Posted by Use

someday kid, some day...

cmere

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:00am

cmere sonny...

my c00l gaya avatar

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:04am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

cmere sonny...

my c00l gaya avatar

hhhhoooooooootttttt

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:05am

Originally Posted by Use

hhhhoooooooootttttt

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:08am

ISO POST YOUR ACCOUNT BACK I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME.

I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH BACK TO MY OLD ACCOUNT. THE PROGENITOR.

Ya, fly like a G6.

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:14am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

ISO POST YOUR ACCOUNT BACK I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME.

I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH BACK TO MY OLD ACCOUNT. THE PROGENITOR.

Ya, fly like a G6.

i know what proginator is
i an't remember what i heard it from
but I remember it

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:17am

THROWBACK CR3W. THE VINTAGE GAIA DAYS. EXCEPT TREE WAS AN OPPOSING ANTAGONIST IN THE STORY.

NOW FEATURING, VINTAGE TREE.

Isn't he adorable??

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:22am

ill post again so you can post with out double posting TU

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:23am

ok thanks.

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:23am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

THROWBACK CR3W. THE VINTAGE GAIA DAYS. EXCEPT TREE WAS AN OPPOSING ANTAGONIST IN THE STORY.

NOW FEATURING, VINTAGE TREE.

Isn't he adorable??

yep. I remember back in the day when EVERYONE had high functioning autism.

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:25am

something something personoid. something something isonyx. something something lain's huge ego.

Something something down syndrome =/= high functioning autism.

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:27am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

something something personoid. something something isonyx. something something lain's huge ego.

Something something down syndrome =/= high functioning autism.

fucking lol.

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:27am

Originally Posted by Isonyx

fucking lol.

Ass burgers

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:28am

something something unintelligible is god

**Isonyx** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:31am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

something something unintelligible is god

something something slow cognitive development

**The Unintelligible** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:32am

something something b&

**Tree** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:33am

Originally Posted by The Unintelligible

something something b&

Do it

**Use** · 18 Jul. 2013 03:34am

hoo hoo hahaha

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