My life has become the kind of thing people lie about on the internet

[GAMEchief]

And nobody will ever believe me.


How're the rest of you doing?

Where the fuck have you been?

And who cares what thy say on the Internet?

Let 'em do it. Lead a second Internet life. Tell amazing lies of stories. Become famous.



Unless you must mean "people I know IRL lie over the Internet to other people I know IRL about my life." Otherwise I don't know why you'd care what anonymous strangers hear about 'you,' faceless character.