Post your best pick up lines

[sighkick]

Without using Google or searching online for pick up lines . Just want to see how creative ya'll really are. Here's one of my favorites "Is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see me in them" funny right?

[Beyoncé]

Without using Google or searching online for pick up lines . Just want to see how creative ya'll really are. Here's one of my favorites "Is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see me in them" funny right?

No.

[sighkick]

well damn. Such a nice way to break it to me

[GAMEchief]

Jokes aside, honesty is the _best_ pickup line. Show a genuine interest in their personality and not having sex with them, and it will open doors for you.
Any guy in the world would have sex with them. You aren't special. And unless you're a 10, they don't care. Because there are 10s that will have sex with them.
Sex-related pickup lines serve as ice breakers and nothing more. Calling them "pick up lines" is misleading, because they will never result in someone going home with you. Because standards.

How to pick up line:
be honest
be confident
be yourself (mutually inclusive with confidence; you can't physically be confident while being someone else; if you don't like you, they won't like you )

As for stereotypical pick up lines, the only one I've ever really been able to remember is "What is a fat penguin good for? Breaking the ice."

[Ethan]

well damn. Such a nice way to break it to me

He's gay, his opinion shouldn't matter. I thought it was pretty funny.

"I don't mean to be rude but your ass reminds me of a mountain and I'd love to discover a cave to go inside of it." (;

[GAMEchief]

What would you guys think of a Relationships-esque forum? Maybe more broad even. Social interactions of sorts, but relationships may be broad enough.

Kinda reminds me of Healthy Living in 'necessity.' It's something people deal with on an almost daily basis. Or at the very least think about.

[minora_kitty]

game chief, you're such a wanna be goody two shoes and you're laming up the entire place. Grow some humour.

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

[ccgamer]

Hi, i enjoy your company and think you are extremely attractive as well. i'd very much enjoy if we could continue our conversation in a more comfortable setting.

[GAMEchief]

game chief, you're such a wanna be goody two shoes and you're laming up the entire place. Grow some humour.

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

QQ

Hi, i enjoy your company and think you are extremely attractive as well. i'd very much enjoy if we could continue our conversation in a more comfortable setting.

Actual pickup line that might work. --^
My dad met his second wife with this line.

[ccgamer]

QQ


Actual pickup line that might work. --^
My dad met his second wife with this line.

thats how i got my boyfriend... except i was tipsy , so i probably didnt say exactly that.

[minora_kitty]

QQ

lol fuck you

[The Unintelligible]

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

This is terrible

[minora_kitty]

This is terrible

So was your father. In bed. Cuz i'm gay.

[Raivu]

Jokes aside, honesty is the _best_ pickup line. Show a genuine interest in their personality and not having sex with them, and it will open doors for you.
Any guy in the world would have sex with them. You aren't special. And unless you're a 10, they don't care. Because there are 10s that will have sex with them.
Sex-related pickup lines serve as ice breakers and nothing more. Calling them "pick up lines" is misleading, because they will never result in someone going home with you. Because standards.

How to pick up line:
be honest
be confident
be yourself (mutually inclusive with confidence; you can't physically be confident while being someone else; if you don't like you, they won't like you )

As for stereotypical pick up lines, the only one I've ever really been able to remember is "What is a fat penguin good for? Breaking the ice."

wadda hunk

[GAMEchief]

wadda hunk

hey bb gimme ur digits

[Torian]

*hands her a note*

"If you like anime, gaming as well as travelling and having fun in life tick the box."

[Raivu]

"enjoy the cpr i gave you last night?"

[323]

Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.

I have an 11-inch penis.

I just inherited two billion dollars.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry: I told santa I wanted you for christmas.

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

Are you a bakery? Because you would make a gorgeous creampie.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, have sex with me.

Are you Al Qaeda? Because it feels like I'm the World Trade Center, falling for you.

Help, I've fallen for you and I can't get up!

I think that's about all the pick up lines I can remember off of the top of my head lol.

[GAMEchief]

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry: I told santa I wanted you for christmas.

Whoa, nostalgia. This is the line my first love used on me. First thing she even said to me. Needless to say, it worked. Maaaaaaaan, that was a long time ago. What a history this sentence created.

Are you a bakery? Because you would make a gorgeous creampie.

...

[sighkick]

Best pick up lines go to (drum roll) FLARE BOY haha. The santa one was great. Never heard it before. Also a relationship topic would be great for the community. I'm sure it would be a hit with our fellow ladies on this site.

[ya bish]

Don't use them

[GAMEchief]

Best pick up lines go to (drum roll) FLARE BOY haha. The santa one was great. Never heard it before. Also a relationship topic would be great for the community. I'm sure it would be a hit with our fellow ladies on this site.

I'm actually a fan of the Santa one, but I think ccgamer's is a bit better. Flare's is a very close second imo.

[sighkick]

ccgamers isn't really a pick up line its just playing the whole "nice guy" routine to the max haha.

[GAMEchief]

Not really. It's honest. "You're attractive and fun to be around. We should spend time together." That's not "nice guy." That's what most people want to hear. "Nice guy" is "Hey, I'll listen to you complain about your problems, but when I realize you don't plan on having sex with me, I'll be passive aggressive, judgmental, and insulting behind your back."

[C0FFINCASE]

In what world do people actually use pickup lines?

[sighkick]

In the world of Gaia.