I'm so dumb :/

[Mota]

These two girl wanted me to sleep over at there house and i said no .

[The Unintelligible]

They were probs ugly so who cares really

[Mota]

They were probs ugly so who cares really

one was ok and the other one was really cute O;.

[To Give You This Gun]

Keep it in your pants :/

[PrincessFluttershy]

Jailbait

[ya bish]

LOL at these replies

[323]

wtf why would you say no

[Mota]

wtf why would you say no

i wasn't thinking stright.

[The Unintelligible]

wtf why would you say no

Because why not

i wasn't thinking stright.

Very punny

[323]

Very punny

I almost replied to him "I see what you did there", but you beat me to it.

[C0FFINCASE]

You realize this is the one thing you're going to remember right before you die and you're going to spend he time between remembering this and dying kicking your ass.

[The Unintelligible]

I had plenty of easy opportunities I passed up in the past (admittedly I sort of regret it now, but that kind of stuff was less on my mind). It's no problem if you know your way around and get lucky in the future. He's 17 so he has plenty of time between now and the time he dies.

But he did pass up a potential threesome. Just one that in hindsight is probably not really worth it and possibly with unattractive/prepubescent girls.

[PrincessFluttershy]

I had plenty of easy opportunities I passed up in the past (admittedly I sort of regret it now, but that kind of stuff was less on my mind). It's no problem if you know your way around and get lucky in the future. He's 17 so he has plenty of time between now and the time he dies.

But he did pass up a potential threesome. Just one that in hindsight is probably not really worth it and possibly with unattractive/prepubescent girls.

I beg to disagree. I pass up offers all the time because I'm generally not interested in slutty girls. Then again, I also have really high standards.

[The Unintelligible]

I beg to disagree. I pass up offers all the time because I'm generally not interested in slutty girls. Then again, I also have really high standards.

That's another point I coincide with (hence my "because why not" comment to Flare).

It's not really much of a loss because it's just women. Why this era of humankind is so groveling when it comes to sex is beyond me.

[PrincessFluttershy]

That's another point I coincide with (hence my "because why not" comment to Flare).

It's not really much of a loss because it's just women. Why this era of humankind is so groveling when it comes to sex is beyond me.

Yeah people tend to say it's after you have it once that you get addicted. I think those people are typically just morons though.

[Isonyx]

I had plenty of easy opportunities I passed up in the past (admittedly I sort of regret it now, but that kind of stuff was less on my mind). It's no problem if you know your way around and get lucky in the future. He's 17 so he has plenty of time between now and the time he dies.

But he did pass up a potential threesome. Just one that in hindsight is probably not really worth it and possibly with unattractive/prepubescent girls.

Lol when it turns out the invitation to a "sleepover" was simply an invitation to a sleepover.

@Mota There'll be other threesomes. Probly.

[Mota]

Good news they wanna hangout tomorrow .

[Isonyx]

Good news they wanna hangout tomorrow .

Knock 'em dead son!

[323]

Good news they wanna hangout tomorrow .

Post pics of them, let us judge them

[GAMEchief]

Lol when it turns out the invitation to a "sleepover" was simply an invitation to a sleepover.

Yeah, dudes, this.

[Beyoncé]

You're a great fiction-genre writer.
You could write the next Harry Potter with all these fairytales

[Stapled]

I used to live in an area full of prostitutes, I said "No" to sex all the time.

[GAMEchief]

I used to live in an area full of prostitutes, I said "No" to sex all the time.

But to free sex^tm?

[Mota]

But them gurls are cray so anytin can happen.

[Stapled]

But to free sex^tm?

Only once.

[Isonyx]

You're a great fiction-genre writer.
You could write the next Harry Potter with all these fairytales

+10 points

[PrincessFluttershy]

You're a great fiction-genre writer.
You could write the next Harry Potter with all these fairytales

Dat gif

[CL0V3R]

>Implying it meant you'd get laid.

You got a fifty fifty shot that they just want to hang out with you and have "fun".
In the non sexual form. I've had dudes spend the night at my house before with no meaning.
Granted that's when they were locked out of their house or the was a real big reason but still.

[PrincessFluttershy]

>Implying it meant you'd get laid.

You got a fifty fifty shot that they just want to hang out with you and have "fun".
In the non sexual form. I've had dudes spend the night at my house before with no meaning.
Granted that's when they were locked out of their house or the was a real big reason but still.

Tell it as it is sista!

[GAMEchief]

I've had dudes platonically stay at my place too. It's not unheard it!

[Ethan]

Well that was an unfortunate decision.

[PrincessFluttershy]

Says who? Twrds: circle jerk

[The Unintelligible]

While it obviously doesn't automatically hold sexual implications, he could have effortlessly made that the case if he spent a night. An innocuous sleepover could turn into a wild orgy in mere seconds.

The only conditions that would really need to be met is him doing the seducing and enticing instead and their parents not to be home.

If it isn't initially their intention if he really wanted to he could have probably still made it happen.

[ya bish]

While it obviously doesn't automatically hold sexual implications, he could have effortlessly made that the case if he spent a night. An innocuous sleepover could turn into a wild orgy in mere seconds.

The only conditions that would really need to be met is him doing the seducing and enticing instead and their parents not to be home.

If it isn't initially their intention if he really wanted to he could have probably still made it happen.

I agree with your last sentence, was kind of thinking the same.

[GAMEchief]

While it obviously doesn't automatically hold sexual implications, he could have effortlessly made that the case if he spent a night. An innocuous sleepover could turn into a wild orgy in mere seconds.

The only conditions that would really need to be met is him doing the seducing and enticing instead and their parents not to be home.

If it isn't initially their intention if he really wanted to he could have probably still made it happen.

I've orgied with parents home plenty of times. Your #swag is obviously not on my level.

[Mota]

So me and a friend took them to get there eyebrows done and then went to the mall .

[GAMEchief]

So me and a friend took them to get there eyebrows done and then went to the mall .

:z: :sleep:

One of these better work or else I'm adding another smiley.