As a basic first-ever social engineering attempt, I'm trying to get two packs of broad sharpies, and some paint markers. Said I'm a professional artist and they leaked all over my work, and its caused me distress and made me want to switch to another brand. For a phone number I gave them an awesome number I found that just rings forever, so they just assume there's a problem with the phone.

Anyone else have SE stories? I remember about a year ago everyone was SEing Kindle Fires, Chad had like 6 lol.