As you said.

[Ethan]

Hey, it happens. I had a girlfriend once after having known her five minutes. I knew two things about this girl: she had double Ds and was amazing at making out. Like 10/10 on the kissing scale. Never met someone better than her to this day. Then she asked me out, so I went with it.

Turned out she was simultaneously the craziest person I've ever dated and had to end it because she got too insane for me. But it happens.

That's awesome man.
Yeah, I've known her for just a few days and I already know that I wanted something serious with her so I decided to ask her out in a pretty cute way.
She said yes and now we are all gravy! Hopefully I am not too crazy for her.