I made a snack

[Stapled]

Chocolate chip waffles, ham, chicken, and cheese.

[The Unintelligible]

That's just gross. You must have been really bored. Bored and adventurous.

[Stapled]

I was actually pretty good.

[The Unintelligible]

Honestly I probably would have vomited. You must be a pretty tough guy to be able to stomach that.

[Skrillex]

Honestly I probably would have vomited. You must be a pretty tough guy to be able to stomach that.

^ This all the way. Those just don't go together stapled!

[Stapled]

I once used strawberry lemonade instead of milk with my chocolate Cheerios. That was a bad idea.

[La Vie Cruelle]

Take away the cheese and I'm game.

I made a kickass mocha mousse with a bacon flavored whipped cream and topped it with bacon. Served it at school. Everyone raved about it. Made some other pretty weird things before. Like a non-sweet chocolate crepe stuffed with chicken, peppers, and a savory whipped cream.

[Omlett]

I made a french toast grilled cheese once. If your going to make it don't expect it to taste good.

[La Vie Cruelle]

I made a french toast grilled cheese once. If your going to make it don't expect it to taste good.

It would taste great with Norwegian brown cheese ¬w¬

It tastes like caramel ... to me.

[323]

That looks like what I have for breakfast a lot.

1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that

It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.

[Stapled]

That looks like what I have for breakfast a lot.

1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that

It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.

I wish I had some bacon .

[The Unintelligible]

That looks like what I have for breakfast a lot.

1.) Take an english muffin, cut it in half (or buy pre-cut)
2.) Get those mini little circular microwaveable sausage patties
3.) Get some 'o 'dat microwaveable bacon, or cook your own
4.) Slap a pattie on 'dat english muffin (After you toast the muffin)
5.) Put some bacon on top of it
6.) A single slice of cheese on top of that

It's pretty much a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin or whatever the fuck they call it. Sometimes I just swap out the sausage for egg though.

[323]

Ahaha why?

@Stapled: they sell super cheap and still really yummy microwaveable bacon and most grocery stores o:

[La Vie Cruelle]

Ahaha why?

@Stapled: they sell super cheap and still really yummy microwaveable bacon and most grocery stores o:

All foods are microwaveable.

[GAMEchief]

How is this gross? It looks like poor man's cordon bleu. Delic.

[GAMEchief]

All foods are microwaveable.

Ketchup isn't. It burns immediately. Or any food with metal in it. Like Krusty-Os.

[Taz]

That shit looks good :0

[323]

Ketchup isn't. It burns immediately. Or any food with metal in it. Like Krusty-Os.

Wait, ketchup burns in the microwave? I MUST TRY THIS.

[La Vie Cruelle]

Ketchup isn't. It burns immediately. Or any food with metal in it. Like Krusty-Os.

Never had ketchup burn on me. Why the hell would you leave it in the microwave for over half a minute.

Some one doesn't know how to nuke things properly~

[GAMEchief]

Never had ketchup burn on me. Why the hell would you leave it in the microwave for over half a minute.

Some one doesn't know how to nuke things properly~

Half a minute? It blackens after like 10 seconds. Stop using pussy 10 watt microwaves, obviously.

[Stapled]

Half a minute? It blackens after like 10 seconds. Stop using pussy 10 watt microwaves, obviously.

Or maybe you have some shitty ketchup? When ever I do it, it just gets hard.

[La Vie Cruelle]

Half a minute? It blackens after like 10 seconds. Stop using pussy 10 watt microwaves, obviously.

>Industrial kitchen grade microwave.
I don't think you know how to properly use ALL settings on a microwave.

Herpderp: let me throw this condiment in the microwave on the highest setting possible! Cause there's no such thing as a low heat setting or proper cooking temperatures! Aww, it burns every time! THEN IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE TO COOK IN A MICROWAVE!


@Stapled- That could be his case too ¬o¬

[Drakonid]

Normal people only use highest and defrost.

[La Vie Cruelle]

Normal people only use highest and defrost.

Which is why you guys always burn stuff.

[Drakonid]

Which is why you guys always burn stuff.

I'm not normal.

[La Vie Cruelle]

I'm not normal.

This is true. Speaking of you, send me good wine recommendations. You drink it more than I do. My 21st birthday is next month, and I'm headed to New Orleans for a fancy smhancy dinner at a place with a very large wine selection.

[Drakonid]

I only know of local wines.

[La Vie Cruelle]

I only know of local wines.

Which is why I am asking now so I can make an outrageous request of the restaurant to import ___ on November 5th for my reservation.

[Drakonid]

No price limit?

[La Vie Cruelle]

No price limit?

No price limit. >w>

My best friend is paying for this. Plus, he already expects the meal to be around $600

[GAMEchief]

>Industrial kitchen grade microwave.
I don't think you know how to properly use ALL settings on a microwave.

Herpderp: let me throw this condiment in the microwave on the highest setting possible! Cause there's no such thing as a low heat setting or proper cooking temperatures! Aww, it burns every time! THEN IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE TO COOK IN A MICROWAVE!


@Stapled- That could be his case too ¬o¬

Why would I cook anything on the pussy setting? That setting's only for pussies.

[GAMEchief]

This is true. Speaking of you, send me good wine recommendations. You drink it more than I do. My 21st birthday is next month, and I'm headed to New Orleans for a fancy smhancy dinner at a place with a very large wine selection.

Everyone likes different wines. I doubt you and he share a pallet.

[Drakonid]

Red or white?

[La Vie Cruelle]

Everyone likes different wines. I doubt you and he share a pallet.

Doesn't stop me from trying what he thinks is quite interesting.

@Drak- Both. I'm going to want a red for actual dinner, and a white or rose for dessert.

[Drakonid]

Welp, in my opinion the best local wine is Malbec. You might want to go with one by Trapiche or Callia.

[To Give You This Gun]

pull that picture off , Mc Donnalds would coppy you , you need to get that sandwitch copywrighted lol

[La Vie Cruelle]

pull that picture off , Mc Donnalds would coppy you , you need to get that sandwitch copywrighted lol

Try to copy right food all you want. All they have to do is turn that ham into bacon and it's their's.

[The Unintelligible]

I never really knew what this thing is...

[La Vie Cruelle]

I never really knew what this thing is...

I assumed it was Drak's awesome paint skillz

[The Unintelligible]

lol what is it though. Some sort of fish?