Ask me anything... about Accounting

[PrincessFluttershy]

I Didn't mention anything about aerospace before? I work for one of the top aerospace industries in the world. I'm pretty sure I mentioned it.

You're still here? To boot i had two paragraphs of things you couldn't respond to because they were all correct and just thinking of a way out hurt your peabrain. The proverbial door is that way. Stay out.

[Supra]

Lol, my peabrain? I'm pretty sure mine and your majors are equally as difficult. Only difference is I'm.not amn asshole.

[PrincessFluttershy]

Lol, my peabrain? I'm pretty sure mine and your majors are equally as difficult. Only difference is I'm.not amn asshole.

Right. I forgot, insulting people who haven't provoked you is really not an asshole move.

Opens internet
Goes to google
Google's defined benefit pension plan
Copys a bunch of useless information
Posts it
Acts like they paid attention during class.
Profit???

Have fun working in fast-food after college. Since the majority ends up there

Everybody is my witness, you're not only a moron and an asshole, you also officially have memory that's even worse than Dory from finding Nemo. Best of luck in life.

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Best of luck in life, you probably forgot the first time I said it so I'm reminding you.

[PrincessFluttershy]

Bump, yo mama can't stop the funk. Bring out the accounting questions niggz. Ill give you a 15% discount when doing your taxes

[CL0V3R]

I guess basic tips anyone should know when it comes to money/investing/accounting?

[PrincessFluttershy]

Mmmm. Don't know if I should be giving legal or illegal tips LOL. Oh those dirty accountants.

Well let me just go with the basic stuff that is legal and should be useful.

Money can be printed by the federal reserve as you may or may not know. In fact, in order to keep up with the countrie's GDP (Gross domestic products) growth, in other words, the growth of american business, money must be printed because if our GDP rises without increasing the supply of money, essentially our dollars value will grow in the foreign exchange market, but that means that we will export less to other countries.

Tldr; for paragraph 1: Because more money is circulated over time, inflation occurs within the country. This means that every dollar becomes worth less as years go by. For this reason, for larger amounts of money (1000+) you should consider investing into something in an early age. Savings accounts, treasury bonds from governments are the safest bets, the stock market yields more if you're a savvy investor. For an average person not really researching companies though i'd advise against it. Interest is very low so it seems like it's almost not worth it sometimes, but the idea is that your protecting yourself from the money you're holding from losing value, versus you gaining a very small amount of money for putting it in bonds or savings.

Basic tips on accounting you probably won't need due to the fact that most accounting is catered toward either taxes or big company book keeping. A normal person's accounting really just revolves around paying their taxes, trying to get tax refunds with help from companies like H&R block, and keeping track of the balance in their checking accounts and such. These areas are very general so it's hard to give more information without a specific question.

Money is just.. money xD I don't really know how to give tips on money that isn't really related to investing. I could tell you to be frugal because it helps, but honestly, most people are already like that. People don't spend money they don't have (hopefully).

Anyway, hope this helps. Somewhat LOL.

[Taz]

How much wood can a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Jah]

How much wood can a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

3 woods that can wood chuck wood if wood would be chuck wood could chuck wood.

[Jah]

And you guys have nothing to prove, both of you just keep that shit for yourselves, if your jobs or lives are so much more interesting than ours or whatever it doesn't matter cause you both ended up on LG . So you can't really just do that.

[PrincessFluttershy]

And you guys have nothing to prove, both of you just keep that shit for yourselves, if your jobs or lives are so much more interesting than ours or whatever it doesn't matter cause you both ended up on LG . So you can't really just do that.

Shut up no one asked you. I never stated anything about my job being superior. Currently I work a regular job with high pay but extremely retarded hours. Internships come next year, though I've already secured one for placing in the accounting competition.

I have nothing to prove, you are correct, but I have everything to disprove when it comes to stupid people who try to argue points that they don't understand. I posted it once and I'll post it again, he's the "asshole", and when someone provokes me in an a topic that they don't understand, I'll stomp on their nuts.

How much wood can a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I'd imagine about 2200 trees worth, since they live an average of 6 years and assuming they chuck 1 tree a day.

[Jah]

Shut up no one asked you. I never stated anything about my job being superior. Currently I work a regular job with high pay but extremely retarded hours. Internships come next year, though I've already secured one for placing in the accounting competition.

I have nothing to prove, you are correct, but I have everything to disprove when it comes to stupid people who try to argue points that they don't understand. I posted it once and I'll post it again, he's the "asshole", and when someone provokes me in an a topic that they don't understand, I'll stomp on their nuts.

You sound so much like my dad when he talks and shit, even about the stomping part xD. So yeah you gonna get far with that attitude in this world, believe me.

[PrincessFluttershy]

You sound so much like my dad when he talks and shit, even about the stomping part xD. So yeah you gonna get far with that attitude in this world, believe me.

FYI, I'm actually a very kind person in real life. Additionally, I hide any offensive words behind a facade when necessary, which when it comes to business is always. There's just no incentive for me to sugarcoat stupidity online.

P.S. Wasn't calling you stupid. Was saying in general, I don't sugarcoat things to people when they're being stupid online.

[Jah]

FYI, I'm actually a very kind person in real life. Additionally, I hide any offensive words behind a facade when necessary, which when it comes to business is always. There's just no incentive for me to sugarcoat stupidity online.

P.S. Wasn't calling you stupid. Was saying in general, I don't sugarcoat things to people when they're being stupid online.

No seriously now your freaking me out. Just take the complement on my second post.

[PrincessFluttershy]

No seriously now your freaking me out. Just take the complement on my second post.

Oh LOL. Thought it was sarcasm. Well thank you for the compliment luls.

[Jah]

Oh LOL. Thought it was sarcasm. Well thank you for the compliment luls.

Lol i rarely use sarcasm. I Think . . . You're welcome.

I'll be asking you questions soon cause ima study about this shit next school year, socials and economics.

[PrincessFluttershy]

Lol i rarely use sarcasm. I Think . . . You're welcome.

I'll be asking you questions soon cause ima study about this shit next school year, socials and economics.

Sounds like fun. I'll get out my thinking hat.