Animal Urination

[Stormie]

So in case you didn't know I'm a receptionist at an aesthetics office. (Botox, Lipo, that sort of crap.)
Also as a sales rep, marketing, and whatever else they tack onto my job description because I know how to get past computer errors like, "How come I can't turn on my computer when it's not plugged in?"

Anyway, we had a party introducing 2 fancy new injectable toxins (omnomnom) last night, and maybe 20 people showed up.
Note that our office is relatively the size of a shoebox.

The point is, social events make me cringe, but actually, *shiver* I didn't have a bad time.

In reference to the title, I went out for a cigarette at the end and was met by an overly excited cocker spaniel,
who immediately jumped all over me and peed on my foot.

"We're going through changeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

Anything you've done you're proud of lately? Even something small, little things are sometimes the most important.

[Kain]

I got out of bed. Actually a rather large accomplishment for me, as of late.

[Stormie]

I am.. *wells up*..so..proud of you!

But seriously, you'll be fine, silly. Seems many others had the same issue and they survived.

[Kain]

I know man. If we had any amount of money, I'd go to a doctor and get medicated, but we're broke as hell, so I'm just powering through it.

[Stormie]

I know man. If we had any amount of money, I'd go to a doctor and get medicated, but we're broke as hell, so I'm just powering through it.

If you go to the hospital through emergency room, they send you collection notices but you won't get reprimanded.
I have literally 20,000.00 in hospital bills from my seizures. If they didn't have this loophole so many people would be fucked.

[Kain]

But it's nowhere close to an emergency.

[Stormie]

But it's nowhere close to an emergency.

If you feel it is, then it is. If it's hindering any movement, it is.
If not, fake it.

[323]

Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing in the morning, if you know what I mean.

[Stormie]

Ew .