I've been

[Stormie]

Such a little bitch lately.

Not really sorry about it.
I think it's because my job description includes,
"must ignore idiocy from wealthy ignorant plastic oompa loompa bitches."
Therefor, less tolerance for even minute mistakes.

This one woman comes in with a Chihuahua in her purse.
Really. These people exist.

[Ethan]

Lmao, regardless we love you Stormie. D:
You will always be family here!

Anyways, bitchy attitudes are awesome.

[Stormie]

Aw thanks.
I'm just glad I learned early how to pretend and not actually genuinely give a shit what strangers think.

[Kain]

You're learning to be me

[Stormie]

You're learning to be me

You're my role model, Kain. *starry-eyed*

[Kain]

You make me blush~

[noob]

Welcome to my world Stormiekins. I know some old lady who feeds her pet parrots OUT OF SILVER BOWLS, and has an $10,000 (which out in India is a lot of money) birdhouse built for them to boot. And this when people live on less than 60 cents a day here. moteDisappoint:

[Smithno13]

Just wait till the rat takes a shit.

[C0FFINCASE]

little bitch

Never say that again. Please.
moteSad:

Its not that you aren't, not that I do think you're a bitch but if you say that you are its fine. Still no sticking little in front of it.

[Stormie]

Never say that again. Please.
moteSad:

Its not that you aren't, not that I do think you're a bitch but if you say that you are its fine. Still no sticking little in front of it.

I actually thought it over, and while I don't title myself as a bitch, others do. The reason they do, however could be speculated. My take on it is that because I lack the tact and the restraint of my scorpio tongue, people label as that. Though in reality whatever I said has probably crossed their mind.

Side note, why did the little adjective bother you so?

[Kain]

It's a fat joke.

[Stormie]

Welcome to my world Stormiekins. I know some old lady who feeds her pet parrots OUT OF SILVER BOWLS, and has an $10,000 (which out in India is a lot of money) birdhouse built for them to boot. And this when people live on less than 60 cents a day here. moteDisappoint:

asdfghjkl;

These people turn my stomach.
I've already decided when I'm wealthy I'm leaving lower numeral USD in random places, as well as publishing a book on how to revert the ghetto attitude syndrome sweeping the city, packaged with my theseraus when they are stuck on labeling everything as "jawn" and leaving them everywhere, laminated, on the trains.

@Smith: Oh how that would make my day.
@Kain: Hmm?

[Drakonid]

asdfghjkl;

These people turn my stomach.
I've already decided when I'm wealthy I'm leaving lower numeral USD in random places, as well as publishing a book on how to revert the ghetto attitude syndrome sweeping the city, packaged with my theseraus when they are stuck on labeling everything as "jawn" and leaving them everywhere, laminated, on the trains.

@Smith: Oh how that would make my day.
@Kain: Hmm?

if*

I'd be Batman.

[C0FFINCASE]

I actually thought it over, and while I don't title myself as a bitch, others do. The reason they do, however could be speculated. My take on it is that because I lack the tact and the restraint of my scorpio tongue, people label as that. Though in reality whatever I said has probably crossed their mind.

Side note, why did the little adjective bother you so?

It's a fat joke.

Actually its more to do with the fact I'm pursuant of a certain type of women and "little bitch" prefaced with "my" is something I might say when locking in the throngs of passion and its rather disconcerting to hear it outside of such a thing.

[noob]

@Coffin: motePokerface:

[Stormie]

@Drak- When*
@Coffin - Are you referring to those loose, devil may care, Faith from Buffy types?

[Souleater]

Just remember Stormie. You can win the hearts and minds with only 2 well placed shots. One in the heart and one in the mind.

[Stormie]

Thanks Soul. I appreciate the words of wisdom.
Being naturally introvert isn't helpful with this type of job, especially since we're having a party tomorrow night,
meaning i'll have to cater to these bitches and dress like a princess. However one tip that's been helping extensively,
people love to talk about themselves and their lives. So, I think It'll go pretty smoothly. Except for the fact I can't smoke for 8hrs.
That's gonna fucking blow. *sigh* I guess it's a nice test to see just how addicted I am.