If I was female

[Kain]

You'd fuck me, don't lie~

[Raivu]

So fast.

so....fast...

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[Ethan]

Nah, I wouldn't want to break your little body.

[Drakonid]

You'd fuck me, don't lie~

"If I was"?

[noob]

pull yourself together man.

[323]

If you looked like the girl in your profile pic, maybe.

[C0FFINCASE]

"We'd get there fast and then we'd take it slow."

[Stormie]

if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

[C0FFINCASE]

if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

So you'd fuck Kain now?

[Kain]

Neato burrito.

[Stormie]

No jail bait fer me.

[Kain]

I'm not jailbait in 60% of the U.S.~

[Jah]

If you looked like the girl in your profile pic, maybe.

How about now ?

[Kain]

Whuldn't fuck that?
I mean, damn.

[Jah]

Whuldn't fuck that?
I mean, damn.

I wouldn't not want to not fuck that.

[323]

Oh god, that is like the hottest girl alive.

[Jah]

Oh god, that is like the hottest girl alive.

Should I really correct you about that ?