So I took a couple days off

[noob]

feel a bit better now. And less paranoid.

I missed this place and its good life advice.

[Snow-kun]

Welcome back.
Hope you've relieved yourself of all those stress.

[Ethan]

Masturbate furiously while on your break!

[C0FFINCASE]

They're coming for you.

[XXX-Chocoholic]

Im in your room, under yor bed with my laptop that I used to track your Ip, and guess what? I have bacon flavored lubricant....for my knife!

[Stormie]

To make the bacon that you swiped from his kitchen taste even more flavorful?
Otherwise, why would you put lube on a knife?

Anyway, how long did you have to go to school to get in your current career, noob?
And how do you deal without getting all emotionless.

[noob]

let's see, carry the 20... add on three... 5 years' worth of undergrad, 5 years' worth of post-grad, and a bazillion worthless exams in between.

I cope somehow. You manage or ship out of this profession. Personally, I wonder how I managed to remain this unchanged.