Noob, I had a thought just now.

[Raivu]

I love the idea, but my first thought in all of this is "You work at a fucking hospital. People that get hurt, are sick, and/or dying come there. Of course it seems like the world went to hell. Crime rates are actually down across the US since the 80sand have steadily deceased but you're working in the epicenter of where shit goes down."

That's the first time I've ever actually cried and peed a little from laughing so hard.
"the epicenter of where shit goes down".
You can apply that to so many things.
Your pants
Your country
Your bedroom
Your bowels
LG
My mindset

If I loved you anymore, it'd be illegal