Hate to ruin everyone's day but...

[Raivu]

Thanks, but everyone knew this, who else would name their toy "Woody?"

That's what I plan on naming my daughter.
Because the way society is going, she's going to be giving 15$ doggy bags on the corner of some dumpster in TJ by the time she's 12.
And no matter how old I am, there's nothing I can do about it.