Turn it into this flash website, where someone types their name in, and it puts it on this huuuuuuge 3-D rendering of a dick.
The more it fills up, the bigger it gets.
So it will be the biggest signed dick in the world.
People will actually flood to that site to sign the dick. And you can find your name on there and everything and show friends or impress family lol.
Words cannot express the dafuq I'm going through right now.