Said username so no-one thinks it's with iJenn <_>
-In Louisiana.
-Splitting rent.
-No you may not join us D<
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Said username so no-one thinks it's with iJenn <_>
-In Louisiana.
-Splitting rent.
-No you may not join us D<
May I join you?
You pay my half of the rent and we got a deal ;3
My half too. That's the only way.
What if I pay half of each of your rents, in music.
No room for me?
Free blowjobs?
I call bullshit, I'm basically a cooler Aleena :c
Only Jenny will benefit from the BJ, money is my sexual stimulation.
I can eat food that other people cook.
What is a la vie cruelle, and where can you buy one?
MY QUALIFICATIONS:
-Ability to survive with nothing but a wall outlet (for laptop) and a jacket
-Ability to go without eating for days (in case you forget I exist)
-Ability to create party playlists for all kinds of situations (for free!)
-Ability to listen to people bitch for hours on end, without bitching back
-I can bring an HDtv, a wii with tons of games (homebrewed as well), an Xbox 360, and a PS2 (maybe even my super gaymin computer!)
-I enjoy cleaning and organizing things
-You can brush my hair
So you use tons of electric power, that'll increase your rent fees.
Nope, I only use as much as my laptop needs to stay alive.
The rest of the electronics are optional.
You can though! As long as I don't have to talk to people I don't know, I'll go anywhere.
o-o This thread is getting interesting.
Psshawness, I only entertain her when she's in a bad emo drunken state!
Oh, I can talk to drunk people.
They give me hugs and touch me in special places but I'm not supposed to tell people that :D
You don't really have to talk to them, just pretend you're listening and nod every once in a while, kinda like talking to women...
I'd let her touch me but I'm afraid she'd give me aids.
This thread is balls.
I say you guys let Mota live with you.
</sarcasm>
@ title: All of LG so jelly for once.